Last week was the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala, honoring the great, departed Alexander McQueen. The next morning, I opened my email to find a ridiculously thorough rundown of the fashion, compiled by the viciously brilliant Adriana LaCerva, who not only stayed in the office until The NY Post started publishing photos, but also cancelled a morning meeting of 20 people to finish up the job. That’s a true friend. Here’s our take on the night:
Do you think the girl behind her is actually fat or just appears that way because she’s next to Goopy?
Daphne looking like she’s 12 – def botox.
Do you think it’s smart to remind us that you haven’t been in movies since The Addams Family?
Who knew Pucci was even that creative? As a ginny loving gold, this is Adriana’s dream.
Doesn’t deserve to touch the carpet.
Loves her, but her shoes never fit…never.
Needs a pizza.
I get that he’s Karl and everything, but this relationship is getting creepy.
Smoked a doobie in the car on the way over.
Your cute young days are over. Time to start wearing makeup.
I’m the cute one now!
How come she got the fur and I got stuck with the old sweatshirt?
Too gorgeous for words. I would have cropped his slimy ass out but Brazilian girls are so clingy.
I don’t know what the fuck’s going on with this girl’s whole look, but it made Giselle puke.
Someone needs to inform Iman that the 70′s are over.
She’s somehow managed to look older and more mummified than him.
Can do no wrong.
It’s Naomi, so you know she’s just totally fucking with us.
Skinny midgets in wigs and grandma’s old dresses are not fashionable. Go away. The gig is up.
He’s making people call him “Mr. Ford” now. I will always have a monster crush on him though. What can I say, I’ve always been attracted to assholes.
I didn’t know Puerto Rican Christmas was in May.
In case you hadn’t heard, I’m pregnant.
Sending sexy back where it came from.
No one pulls off British and constipated like Stella.
Just to make you feel like crap…she’s 60.
A CB favorite, but probably no one else’s.
And another CB favorite. Perhaps I just like blue.