Of course, Jim2 brags about bagging models left and right, which disgusts Patti. I think her horror stems from two things: 1.) that a Skeletor-faced dude gets to be so cocky about looks and 2.) from a matchmaker perspective, how hard that’s going to be to break.
Welp, enough of this shit, Patti’s off to meet these braggarts personally!
First up is Skeletor Jim2, whom Patti meets atop some hotel in Venice Beach. He looks a little better in real life and sun, as opposed to his video, which Patti comments on. Well, SHE says, “You look different than your pictures,” and he asks, “Is that better or worse?” “I don’t know,” says Patti with a sneer. OH SNAP.
Blasting off right into his official intro! James Grdina, with his start-up company financing specialty cars. I did a little Googling and found that Skeletor competed last year in some kind of bodybuilder contest through IFBB. But, he’s wearing, like, board shorts in the photos. I thought they had to wear little skimpies? I’m a scaredy-cat about viruses or I’d click on some of those photos to really give it my all.
Anyway, we see evidence of the perfectionism when he shows us his kitchen cabinets (everything facing the same direction, just so) and his closet (twelve identical pairs of jeans hung up identically on identical hangers), and so on. He looks like fun!
He brags about not looking like a 52-year-old man, but he’s wrong. He definitely looks like he’s in his 50’s. A well-put-together 50s, but still 50-something. And that way his mouth turns down as he talks doesn’t help. (But I don’t think he can help that, it’s the way the good lord made him, so I won’t mock it anymore. Just remember that I’m fascinated by it.) And he brags about being a giver in a relationship, which is lovely, but you also have to let people be themselves in relationships, too, not “give” them more to be disciplined about.
Back to actual Jim2 and Patti on this roof-deck. Patti’s bag is lovely and prominently displayed in the shot. Is that an Hermes bag, or some other brand’s facsimile? Anyone know? (And if it IS Hermes, think it’s real? That shit is no joke.) Also, is anyone else waiting for a stiff wind to blow it right off the table and over the side of the building?
Jim2 and Patti chat about his previous relationships, namely, his divorce. He was married for five years to a Playmate of the Year, but she kept spending more and more time away from home. His penis was sad about that. “Why love now?” Because, he says, he’s still looking for the right one. Ah, the perfectionist! (But, really, the sucker just wants TV time for his business.)