We don’t get nearly as much chatter with Jim1, because he seems to be less of a neat-freak weirdo. He’s just a rich guy who wants a date. Kinda boring.
Time to find some bitches for these dogs! Good thing they’re both basically looking for the same thing, a pretty blonde woman who wants kids and family stuff.
Honestly, this part is less notable than usual. Like, searching for pretty women in LA is really not that much of a challenge and, frankly, isn’t that interesting to watch.
Oh, except there’s body snarking. Well, you know how they do it—they crap all over what a girl wore, then tug at her dress to show, “oh, you’re not a fatty after all!” Which makes me laugh because Rachel and Destin obviously go back for seconds on the regular. This week, it’s because a yoga teacher wore a regular black shirt-dress that didn’t hug every curve. Eyeroll. They rip another girl’s belt off and insult her shoes.
Oh, the iPad replaces their little bulletin board! They drag women’s photos next to the guy’s photo to say, “Yes, this is a good match!” instead of stabbing through photos with a red pushpin. I pout a little. I like the bulletin board and the pushpin stabs.
Oh, here’s Patti with her test! She’s testing Jim2’s picker by including Nasia into the mixer. Nasia is very pretty, and Patti thinks she’ll be a great match for Jim1. But Patti also knows that Jim2 is going to be all over that like stink on shit. So, be a matchmaker and do something about it. Don’t test his picker, because he already told her his picker is off! This is really my one complaint about Patti. Okay, that and the hand-slapping.
And while I think Patti was maybe a little averse to including Asian women in the mixer (Jim1’s ex is Asian), she let some permanent makeup artist (applies permanent makeup, not that she’s ALWAYS going to be a makeup artist, for the rest of her life!!) who can barely speak English join the mixer, and then she brings in Selma, an older Asian woman with four kids. You know Jim1 is going to be all over it. She’s no Charlize, but she’s the second coming of what he already lost. Maybe.
So, we’re getting ready for the mixer. Wait, this is new. Oh! Patti’s selling makeup now, so we have to have a makeover segment to show off the makeup! What will she think of next? Branded condoms? I hope we don’t get to see those in action. Well, it’s basic cable, so I guess we wouldn’t anyway.