He says, “I don’t want to be mean, she’s a lovely woman, but she’s just not right for me.” Well, why didn’t Patti tell him that? She knew it right off the bat and still let him pick her. Stupid. Problems with Patti #4. Wow, and I said she didn’t bother me. I can’t even list 4 specific things I dislike about people I actually hate in real life!
Jim1 and Selma get changed and meet for a dinner somewhere on his corporate compound. They seem to have a lovely time, impressing each other and smiling a lot. Jim talks about how he noticed her right away in the crowd at the mixer, and Selma agrees that she was checking him out, too. Jim1 could tell she wasn’t impressed with Jim2’s abs. I can’t tell if that’s because he knew he was picking off the weakling in the herd or if he was impressed with her chemistry. My rationale mind and my romantic heart see it two different ways.
And they kiss! That’s nice!
About here is where I fell asleep Thursday night. Whoops! My husband nudged me to try to keep me awake, but I just couldn’t do it. Anyway, Patti calls Nasia first to see how the Skeletor date went. She’s not really mean about any of it, but Patti can tell that nothing good happened.
So she brings Skeletor in. He says it was the most challenging date he’s ever had. Patti’s like, “Duh, you picked her because she’s hot, despite already knowing that you had little to talk about!” And I LOL when Patti yells at him for picking a girl who got upset when she got helmet hair on the date. PERFECT. This is when Patti’s so great. I want to send my brother her way, have her slap some sense into him!
Anyway, Patti’s all mean to Jim2 about him being too picky and too perfectionisty, and then she’s like, “okay, gimme a hug!” Ha! Love it.
Destin and Patti call Selma, who claims that her date with Jim was the best of her entire life. Patti makes the biggest surprised face ever. When Jim1 comes in to chat about it, Patti uncovers that they’d spent the weekend together and are monogamous/having lots of sex. Aww, yay! Sex! And Love!
Captions of Truth, what say ye? Jim2 and Nasia never saw each other again. Jim1 and Selma are…engagement ring shopping??! Holy shit! That can’t be true. Can it?!
Next week! Denise Richards helps Patti set up her dad, and then there’s a girl millionaire with a baby voice. Obviously the draw next week is Denise. See y’all then!!