Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: Jimmy Hats (but no hats)

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By SexyPanda | Saturday, January 26, 2013 | 2:34 pm | 7 Comments
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He says, “I don’t want to be mean, she’s a lovely woman, but she’s just not right for me.” Well, why didn’t Patti tell him that? She knew it right off the bat and still let him pick her. Stupid. Problems with Patti #4. Wow, and I said she didn’t bother me. I can’t even list 4 specific things I dislike about people I actually hate in real life!

Jim1 and Selma get changed and meet for a dinner somewhere on his corporate compound. They seem to have a lovely time, impressing each other and smiling a lot. Jim talks about how he noticed her right away in the crowd at the mixer, and Selma agrees that she was checking him out, too. Jim1 could tell she wasn’t impressed with Jim2’s abs. I can’t tell if that’s because he knew he was picking off the weakling in the herd or if he was impressed with her chemistry. My rationale mind and my romantic heart see it two different ways.

And they kiss! That’s nice!

About here is where I fell asleep Thursday night. Whoops! My husband nudged me to try to keep me awake, but I just couldn’t do it. Anyway, Patti calls Nasia first to see how the Skeletor date went. She’s not really mean about any of it, but Patti can tell that nothing good happened.

So she brings Skeletor in. He says it was the most challenging date he’s ever had. Patti’s like, “Duh, you picked her because she’s hot, despite already knowing that you had little to talk about!” And I LOL when Patti yells at him for picking a girl who got upset when she got helmet hair on the date. PERFECT. This is when Patti’s so great. I want to send my brother her way, have her slap some sense into him!

Anyway, Patti’s all mean to Jim2 about him being too picky and too perfectionisty, and then she’s like, “okay, gimme a hug!” Ha! Love it.

Destin and Patti call Selma, who claims that her date with Jim was the best of her entire life. Patti makes the biggest surprised face ever. When Jim1 comes in to chat about it, Patti uncovers that they’d spent the weekend together and are monogamous/having lots of sex. Aww, yay! Sex! And Love!

 

Captions of Truth, what say ye? Jim2 and Nasia never saw each other again. Jim1 and Selma are…engagement ring shopping??! Holy shit! That can’t be true. Can it?!

Next week! Denise Richards helps Patti set up her dad, and then there’s a girl millionaire with a baby voice. Obviously the draw next week is Denise. See y’all then!!

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Time for an update! I used to be a tall, athletic editor who lived on the East coast. Oh, I still am, only now I've gained back all the weight I lost, which changes my life-tone quite a bit. Now that I'm married, I have a lot less time to watch Bravo and Food network. We usually end up watching Big Bang Theory reruns ("all of my friends, all of my friends, all of my friends") or Wipeout. Or WWE Raw. Wow. How life has changed!  Join me as we chat about my breast friend Patti Stanger and her love minions. Or maybe we'll talk about art during Work of Art. Whatever we're watching, don't be shy--tell me what you think!

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Tmurda
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 9:53 pm

    I, too, hate when Patti calls a girl a “spinner”. I don’t neccessarily think it’s rude, it’s just one of those things (much like the penis-getting-off-the-couch with praying hands raising thing, or the “you can’t go in, in, or in” thing pointing to her vag, butt, then mouth) that Patti came up with and started saying cause she thinks it’s REALLY funny and clever….but it’s not.
    What I DO think is really fucking rude is how she comes off all mamma bear to the women, obsessing over the millionares being gentlemenly, and comforting them when they’ve had a traumatizing date with one by saying “awe! Don’t worry, i’ll set you up with a great guy, promise!”, but she completely uses some auditionees as her little “tests”. Granted, the majority of the women are gold-diggers who will pretend any millionare is interesting and NOT hideous , no matter how un-interesting and disgusting they are, for a shot at his cash, BUT it’s still not ok. Patti has no problem using her “tests”, wasting a signifigant amount of time at an evening at an evening mixer, then a day&night date. I guess Patti only requires the men to show them respect, not herself. Way to show a good “women should be treated like gold” example, Patti!
    I also was annoyed by dude’s claiming the chick had awful table manners. I have seen BAD table manners! Hers were not. At all.
    Racheal and Destin’s name is Sin? Maybe cute little Sin will one day get a baby sister named Rape! So cute.
    Awesome recap!!!

  2. 2
    Tmurda
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    *I meant racheal and destin’s KID’S name.

  3. 3
    TallGirl
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 11:30 am

    SexyPanda,
    I did a double-take when I saw this show. I actually used to know Jim2 about 30 years ago. We worked out at the same gym. Back then, he was a cute guy with a good bod and a terrific personality. Don’t know what the heck has happened to him in the intervening years to make him so weird. Maybe because it’s his brother, Jay, that was married to Jenna Jameson, and he sued both of them for defrauding him on money he loaned them for a business venture.
    Saw a blog where Jim2 was dating a “stunning” girl at the time of the filming, did the show as a “favor” to one of the producers whom he knows. His gf knew he was doing the show. Maybe that explains why he picked someone who was an obvious “Fail” and also harder for someone who doesn’t speak English well to call him out on his sh*t. He REEKS of insecurity, and if you check out the Bravo site, Patti’s “theta healer” even tells him that his perfectionism has its roots in insecurity. In a Disney movie, he’d have a woman with 5 unruly kids and multiple pets move in with him to cure him of all his perfectionism. Don’t you feel sorry for his cleaning crew????

  4. 4
    Parker
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    That freak from AZ should have known that the German girl was not for him. For crying out loud, he’s a biz man and can’t even seal the deal with the right woman? Also, what’s with the 20K Q about her coming to the US. Can’t he be creative and ask her about her likes & dislikes, what movies she’s seen lately, where’s she traveled to, what’s her favorite food… etc. Patty thinks that 8-pack Jim learned his lesson? Hello? This guy is a total freak-a-zone. Nope, he’s not learning anything but how to stroke his ego. Selma is cute but her boobs are soooo fake. But, then again… I’m not a dude, so I guess I can’t really have an opinion about that, right? Right? Right! The real winner is Patty. Go Patty go…

  5. 5
    eyediosmio eyediosmio
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 8:38 am

    Hola sexy panda! Glad to have you back, and it was my pleasure filling in! So funny the way you pronounced ay dios mio, but I have to say I mispronounced EVERYTHING in Spanish, but now I have a Spanish husband to set me straight in all things Latino.

    This show is so great in a trainwreck sorta way. Love it!

    Keep up the LOL’s!

  6. 6
    DJ
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 8:22 am

    @Tmurda – The German girl looked like a little kid learning to use a knife and fork for the first time. She held the fork in a weird way and picked up the knife by the blade instead of the handle.

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    Parker
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    Yeah, actually I agree she looked a bit awkward holding the knife and fork. Germans use the knife and fork differently than in the US, but she did not hold them in the German manner. I have no idea what she was trying to do. May be she was just insecure or clueless about what to do.

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