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Time to find some dates for these whackadoos!
First, we get a clump of women, led in by a boobied Mara (the intern or whatever). Jacklyn and Esther are sisters, wearing similar style dresses and hairstyles. One’s a lawyer, one’s a stand-up comedian. They both pass the gauntlet and will be attending the mixer.
One girl’s really tall and used to be a ring card girl for wrestling (the foxy mamas in bikinis walking the cards around so you know what round it is). Matt probably won’t like her because she’s tall and he likes to feel like a manly man, but okay.
Shelise is a “fashion designer” but she’s really young so I don’t know how that works. She’s allowed to come to the mixer if she nixes her bojo indian reservation gear (she has feather earrings and a hippie dress on).
One girl’s got a lot of visible tattoos and is wearing a tight black bandage dress. Any surprise that she’s in a band and recently moved to LA to make it big? Anyway, she seems sweet and has a bachelor’s in biology, which is endearing (to me).
Another stand-up comedian is in the mix, and she’s tall, so she won’t get picked, but she’s in. She’s really animated, which is funny. At least she’s interesting.
For Aimee, we need Bottlenose guys who like to dance. We start off with Ken, a fellow entrepreneur who seems jovial. Patti likes him because he seems warm, like he’ll be fun for Aimee to interact with.
Then there’s Paolo, who’s Colombian and Sicilian. Patti does her fake accent attempt, as usual, and as usual, she fails. She jokingly tries to steal him for herself. He’s got a good job and likes to dance. And he’s kinda cute.
Some poor guy named Andy blinks and stands awkwardly while the gang picks him apart. He’s got weird body language and a weird head and weird glasses. He’s a no.
Then there’s Troy, some cop with a strange-ass mustache. His coloring is kinda unique too (darker skin, light eyes) and then that ‘stache. Patti says he can come to the mixer if he shaves it off. He won’t. Too bad!
There’s some dorky 31-year-old guy who likes dancing and older women. He’s in. There’s also a tall carpenter with short blonde hair that Patti calls “Jesus” and a bearded guy in a t-shirt and blazer who does electrician work or rigging or something. He’s Australian, so he’s in.