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Are men scared of Taylor Swift, since she writes songs about dudes who did her wrong romantically? Famous men, yes. Regular men, no.
30 Seconds to answer questions, go! Right time to have sex? After six dates. When should you introduce your boyfriend to your kids? After six months of a solid relationship. How long to wait to date after a breakup? 60 days. Lots of sixes! Once a cheater, always a cheater? No. Worst question you can ask on a first date? “How many men have you slept with?” And I THINK that was the “We’re Back! No, We’re Not!” segment this week!
Oooh, here’s a good question. Should you stay friends with an ex on Facebook? My answer? A vehement “NO.” I know some people who are guilty of this (and honestly, I had an ex-friend or two for a bit, but it was an anomaly and meant nothing) and Patti’s right, the new boyfriend won’t like it. And it’s just not a good idea because it clutters your headspace for the next relationship.
Are we done yet? Nope!
What are the top five things a man finds sexy? Lips, eyes, touch, smell, and taste. The five senses. Thanks.
To wrap up, we have a tribute imitation of Patti from some comedian chick. She doesn’t look like her or sound like her voice, but she’s got the impersonation down fucking pat!
And NOW we’re done! Thanks for probably not watching the show, and thanks for reading all this nonsense! See you next week, when we’re back for the regular show! Happy Valentine’s day!
In honor of the Russian meteor, here’s a photo of Meteor Crater in Arizona.
It’s 2-1/2 miles wide and pretty fucking amazing.