Mini Cap: Basketball Wives

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By PlathAddict | Thursday, June 23, 2011 | 11:00 am | 25 Comments
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All of these episodes have begun to run together, so I apologize if it seems as though I have already written this mini cap. In fact, I was sure I had written it but then I did a count and realized that there was an unaccounted for episode still waiting.

And since we can’t play the comments game without a mini cap, here is the minicap for Basketball Wives Episode 75.

TinyDancerRoyce doesn’t care about Evelyn or Jenn (neither do I). SillyPutty really wants TinyDancerRoyce to be friends with Evelyn and Jenn. Evelyn decides that both TinyDancerRoyce and Jenn are done. So, Jenn agrees.

Jenn and SillyPutty decide to try to set up Jenn’s ex, Eric. Because Eric wants SillyPutty and TinyDancerRoyce to do a nudie film (I guess? I’m not really sure) for his “production company.”

He also took to Twitter about the whole thing and how SillyPutty is a fake (Why do these fools wait until the show is done filming to take to Twitter?).

Evelyn’s daughter is about to graduate and leave her ho-ish mother as far behind as possible. She wants to head out to the opposite coast, because apparently New York and Miami simply aren’t far enough away from each other when it comes to leaving a ho-ish parent.

MessyMeeka is still trying to make friends with the cool kids. So, when she gets invited to a polo event, she asks them if she can go as part of their crew, rather than rolling with the crew that actually invited her.

The polo event is a Klassy affair. All of the bitches get dressed up and head out to party. Only, MessyMeeka has a false sense of confidence because she thinks she is rolling with the popular crowd.

So, while RealWorldTami is talking to Jenn, MessyMeeka interrupts to ask if RealWorldTami has been drinking. It is such a “What The FUCK?” moment that I had to replay it over and over. When RealWorldTami responds, “are you my mother?” MessyMeeka doesn’t even know how to respond. So, she says, “yes?”

Then, she tries to tell everyone about what RealWorldTami said the last time they talked, only she can’t remember what actually happened (because she has told so many versions of the event), and it is so awesome when RealWorldTami says “get it right boo boo.” Then, they argue and RealWorldTami tells MessyMeeka, “this bitch, and that bitch, don’t even like you,” while pointing at Evelyn and Jennifer. And, when MessyMeeka looks to Jenn and Evelyn for support, they are totally looking everywhere else! IT WAS AWESOME! Best moment of the entire season so far. Then, there is an argument in which Evelyn and Jenn totally don’t have MessyMeeka’s back, but pretend to hold the two of them apart from each other.

Other stuff happened, but I’m going to try to save some for the actual recap this time. But, definitely tell me what you thought. Your comment may end up in the recap – or you may figure out whose comment it is and when a wonderful prize (prizes not yet determined). So, hit me with your best shot Gasmii!

Seriously though, should I be disturbed by how ignorant Eric’s Tweets read? Because that shit is ridiculous. And why do they keep going on Twitter rather than bringing the shit to the show? This show could be a drama gold mine, but instead they keep showing stupid bitches meeting for lunch and talking about each other while pretending they are better than each other in their gigantic hubcap earrings. One thing is for sure, they definitely need more RealWorldTami to at least keep me awake.

PlathAddict

If there were ever a situation where in which I had to choose between cheese and chocolate, cheese would win hands down. I spend my days writing blog posts for the multi-housing industry and my nights harshly judging people who appear on reality shows. If there is the odd weekend in which I am not working, or feeling smugly satisfied about my lack of my own reality show, I will build a blog for my friends. Then, I will spend the rest of my weekend conning other friends, family members, and general acquaintances to donate their talents to help out. I am shameless in my love of free stuff, blue humor, and great or even terrible fiction. I tell my friends that I watch reality shows to feel better about myself. In actuality, I watch them because I am vastly entertained by the things people will do to be famous. When Flipit asked me to join the TVGasm family, I was honored. When he said that I would be paid in Cheetos and M&M's, I was totally in.

25 Comments

  1. 1
    Moli Moli
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 11:39 am

    Twitter was created by the Devil!!!!! According to the tabloids(don’t remember if it was stated before) Royce is in Twitter trouble as well. How hard is……”keep my name out of your mouth’ and don’t have my kid involved in your VH1 nonsense? Ugh these women are my age and I couldn’t imagine first referring to friends as ‘b$tches’ nor could I see us making a scene ummmmmm ANYWHERE! Will I continue to watch hell yea…teehee. Bwahahahaha GreasyMeeky, you are not a kool kid and you probably won’t be:). RWT, I is reality TV gold, but seriously she hasn’t spewed one ounce of BS yet. Man, she really does keep it real(maybe not her hair, as I run my fingers through some strange Indian lady’s hair on my head) she has to be my favorite. Goodness look at me running off and I still have the full recap to go…..thanks Plath

  2. 2
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Now, I am dying to know what the deal is with Royce and Twitter. Is this related to that lawsuit from her ex-boyfriend about not mentioning his name on the show?

  3. 3
    Moli Moli
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Yes indeed!

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    And tweeting a pic of their child. I’ve heard that since that incident her Twitter acct is private. So how would Jenn even know about her tweeting Eric if Jenn isn’t following Royce, too?

  5. 5
    2Hyper
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    Royce actually was ordered to pay him like $20,000 (or some other outrageous figure) which she hasnt paid and he is now suing her for the money. I think its petty for him to try to go after her for the money, he made his point for getting after her for violating the custody agreement but to actually want her to pay is ridiculous. He gets paid $20,000 per min, that’s just loose change to him.

  6. 6
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Jenn said that Evelyn was the one who told her Royce was tweeting to Eric and badmouthing Jenn on Twitter. I am embarrassed to admit this, but I am now following all of these crazy bitches on Twitter – well, not Meeka – I’m kind of hoping she will go away if I ignore her. But, I want to catch the drama as it goes down. If you guys are on twitter, follow me @PlathAddict so my followers list doesn’t looks so lonely.

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    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Wait, was mentioning the guy’s name a part of the custody agreement? I thought it was just a gag order he had that kept her from mentioning him, I didn’t realize it went along with the custody arrangements for their kid.

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    Faye
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    I actually do not have a problem with Evelyn. I would not want to be friends with any of these women except for Tammi but she is like my daughter, you have to read her the rules before you leave the house (don’t touch nothing, don’t beg, don’t be running around the store like you don’t have any home training..etc) On her own, Tammi is fine but she is just as loud ignant and wrong as the rest of them.

    Royce is just a poor man’s Evelyn which is probably why she hates her so much. Was with a Baller (check) got a kid with a baller (check) keep a man (check) on a reality show (check) … Royce do look poor (to me) and frankly her pocket-sized ass always got something to say. She just looks like she need a jar of blue majic around those edges and a professional bath. At least Evelyn can show her kid on television and mention people’s names. There are all stank and shady (except for Tammy) but I just hate that Royce behaves like she is so above it all …

  9. 9
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 1:06 pm

    What caused the falling out between Royce and Evelyn? Is it the way she reacted to Jenn’s nude pics at the reunion? I haven’t seen the reunion yet, and I am only on Episode 7 from last season.

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    lol @ Blue Magic on her edges!

  11. 11
    someguy
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Plath I have tried this show has beaten me .I can’t watch can these women start stalking d=league basketball players or AAU player’s.You deserve a Purple heart for recaping this show.my heart goes out to you.tami get your jaw wired shut again or start uo your lip singing group.Somebody do something.Go with god Plath on this one.

  12. 12
    Faye
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    @PlathAddict – I have been wondering the same thing! I can never get a full story on exactly what happened. All Royce ever do is yell HOE like Evelyn took her man or something. She never goes into specifics that I have heard

    I also strong believe Tami geniuely wants to be friends with J’evelyn and vice versa but she feels protective of the Inch High Private Eye and sees befriending them as a betrayal

  13. 13
    dizzygirl
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    I was praying that one of the polo players would toss RealWorldTami a mallet and knock MessyMeeka upside her head.

  14. 14
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    @Faye, I thought that Tammi was friends with Jennifer. I think she and Evelyn probably did get along before the Non-Factors BS started and now it’s just something that neither is ready to back down on.
    @someguy, haha! Thanks for your support!
    @dizzygirl, I suspect that Tami won’t need a mallet when she finally commences to beating MessyMeeka upside the head.
    I am confused about something though, I read on the internet (so you know it’s true) that Evelyn and Cinco de Mayo broke up. But, and I’ve already admitted my embarrassment about this, I started following them on Twitter (for research purposes!) and she tweeted something about her and Cinco being on the Monique show together. So, I have to know are they a real couple or is this just so they can both enjoy as much camera time as possible?

  15. 15
    dizzygirl
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    @Plath…you’ll be happy to know the whole Italy fight was filmed!!

  16. 16
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    @dizzygirl, THAT is the best news I have had all night! AWESOME! I only have one wish and that is that we can see the beat down in slow motion.

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    tweetygirl
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    let me just say i am totally embarassed to admit this, but i have seen every episode. this is the most pathetic group of friends/associates as they often refer to each other, that i have ever seen. just want to tell you that the entire relationship between west side story and cinco cinco is manufactured for tv, and is already over. thank god! the idea of those two reproducing is actually frightening. and to think that wss has an almost adult daughter who has to live with this foolishness every day is beyond me. even as i watch, all i can think of is WHY??

  18. 18
    flybsbgirl
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 11:22 pm

    “A beer is not drinking” LOL

  19. 19
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted June 24, 2011 at 6:39 am

    I, PlathAddict, am now one of your humble Twitter followers! :-)

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    2Hyper
    Posted June 24, 2011 at 6:40 am

    I think Ev and Chad (I refuse to call him Ocho Cinco) are still together. Chad was on a local Houston sports radio last week and he made mention of Evelyn actually being with him and taking his kids to the park while he was on the radio. He also made mentioned that he and Evelyn may be having their own reality show..which I predict will be boring. Who is she going to cuss out..all his baby mamas?!

  21. 21
    dizzygirl
    Posted June 24, 2011 at 7:30 am

    @Plath…can’t find you on Twitter..says user does not exist:(

  22. 22
    Faye
    Posted June 24, 2011 at 8:21 am

    I have been trying to keep this embarrassing family secret to myself. I feel I owe PlathAddict something for watching this mess and then making it interesting. If she can sacrifice herself, then I feel I should do my part for mankind. Here goes … my cousin and dear dear friend used to date Chad AsCinchoOnTv :( . He is in and out of Houston quite often and though they are no longer together, I can tell you for a fact he is still with Evelyn. CinchoHole-in-One has a short attention span though so who knows how long it will last. He is actually very handsome in person and quite charming (and extremely generous with his flavor of the month). He just comes across on TV as a fame-loving tool. That is all I will least I tell too much of my favorite cousin’s business which I would never do …

  23. 23
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted June 24, 2011 at 8:39 am

    @derek Thanks for following me! @2Hyper and Faye, thank you for all of this extra info. I definitely think they are using each other for fame purposes. @dizzygirl, I’m not sure why you can’t find me. Its PlathAddict the same as it is on TVGasm. I am even using the same profile photo: http://twitter.com/#!/plathaddict

  24. 24
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted June 24, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    @ Plath, I don’t know if you saw Evelyn’s tweet pumping up her website, with the T-shirts for sale. Apparently, they’re between $24 and $27 per, plus tax. Apparently, Evelyn is an “entrepeneur” and a “personality.” WhatEVs.

    http://evelynlozada.spreadshirt.com/p2

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    tweetygirl
    Posted June 24, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    let me clarify: cinco has been seen and photographed with numerous other females since his engagement was announced. on the monique show last nite, he was asked about which things were most important to him, and the lovely fiancee was fifth on the list, i believe, coming after his various business interests, among other things. said fiancee was covered from neck to toe wearing a high necked blouse, long loose pants; i have never seen her so covered up. host mentioned the rumors about them not being together, then said she wasnt going to ask them about it, cause she could tell by the look in their eyes that they were in love. no words…..they apparently have had no conversation about the upcoming wedding, cause when asked about it, they each had different answers. i will say that he is a cute and charming little devil though.

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