All of these episodes have begun to run together, so I apologize if it seems as though I have already written this mini cap. In fact, I was sure I had written it but then I did a count and realized that there was an unaccounted for episode still waiting.
And since we can’t play the comments game without a mini cap, here is the minicap for Basketball Wives Episode 75.
TinyDancerRoyce doesn’t care about Evelyn or Jenn (neither do I). SillyPutty really wants TinyDancerRoyce to be friends with Evelyn and Jenn. Evelyn decides that both TinyDancerRoyce and Jenn are done. So, Jenn agrees.
Jenn and SillyPutty decide to try to set up Jenn’s ex, Eric. Because Eric wants SillyPutty and TinyDancerRoyce to do a nudie film (I guess? I’m not really sure) for his “production company.”
He also took to Twitter about the whole thing and how SillyPutty is a fake (Why do these fools wait until the show is done filming to take to Twitter?).
Evelyn’s daughter is about to graduate and leave her ho-ish mother as far behind as possible. She wants to head out to the opposite coast, because apparently New York and Miami simply aren’t far enough away from each other when it comes to leaving a ho-ish parent.
MessyMeeka is still trying to make friends with the cool kids. So, when she gets invited to a polo event, she asks them if she can go as part of their crew, rather than rolling with the crew that actually invited her.
The polo event is a Klassy affair. All of the bitches get dressed up and head out to party. Only, MessyMeeka has a false sense of confidence because she thinks she is rolling with the popular crowd.
So, while RealWorldTami is talking to Jenn, MessyMeeka interrupts to ask if RealWorldTami has been drinking. It is such a “What The FUCK?” moment that I had to replay it over and over. When RealWorldTami responds, “are you my mother?” MessyMeeka doesn’t even know how to respond. So, she says, “yes?”
Then, she tries to tell everyone about what RealWorldTami said the last time they talked, only she can’t remember what actually happened (because she has told so many versions of the event), and it is so awesome when RealWorldTami says “get it right boo boo.” Then, they argue and RealWorldTami tells MessyMeeka, “this bitch, and that bitch, don’t even like you,” while pointing at Evelyn and Jennifer. And, when MessyMeeka looks to Jenn and Evelyn for support, they are totally looking everywhere else! IT WAS AWESOME! Best moment of the entire season so far. Then, there is an argument in which Evelyn and Jenn totally don’t have MessyMeeka’s back, but pretend to hold the two of them apart from each other.
Other stuff happened, but I’m going to try to save some for the actual recap this time. But, definitely tell me what you thought. Your comment may end up in the recap – or you may figure out whose comment it is and when a wonderful prize (prizes not yet determined). So, hit me with your best shot Gasmii!
Seriously though, should I be disturbed by how ignorant Eric’s Tweets read? Because that shit is ridiculous. And why do they keep going on Twitter rather than bringing the shit to the show? This show could be a drama gold mine, but instead they keep showing stupid bitches meeting for lunch and talking about each other while pretending they are better than each other in their gigantic hubcap earrings. One thing is for sure, they definitely need more RealWorldTami to at least keep me awake.