Minicap: A-List New York

Yay!  It was good this week!  Everyone’s having like, a million parties for their different endeavors.  Rodiney’s calendar is done, so he and Mike have a celebration.  Derek is finally ready to have a Tansexual Launch party, so a bunch of people in long sleeves walk around spraying each other with tan hairspray.

As for personal lives, Austin’s still preparing to be better friends with Derek, but he has a massive blowout with Nyasha before Derek’s launch party, and decides that in an effort not to ruin said party, he will not attend. His intentions seem good, but of course, what he actually does is ridiculously stupid, and Derek re-ends their relationship.  All the men pinky swear (fo REALZ, y’all) that none of them will attend Austin’s bachelor party, and that better not fucking happen next week otherwise why the hell are we watching???

So, in the season finale next week, everyone is heading to Atlantic City not for Austin’s bachelor party, but for Nyasha’s lameass performance.  Great.  Somehow, this week, Austin manages to behave in a sane way, and Nyasha is her usual toxic, obnoxious self, and she comes out on top.  Hate. As it stands, no one is going to Austin’s bachelor party, and for the second episode in a row, Reichen talks about confronting Austin about the supposed infidelity, but pussies out of actually doing it.  From next week’s preview, it looks like the same thing happens, so that incredibly stimulating storyline will continue.  Looking forward to it!

Stay tuned for the recap in the next few days, complete with handmade pictures! To check out last week, click here.