Oh Gasmi, how I have missed you guys. So first of all I have to thank you all for your comments on my last recap. I think you all are the reason that I didn’t succumb to line rage while on vacation and standing in line for rides. Every time my little e-mail alert went off it lowered my blood pressure about five points, so bravo to you all for saving some lives.
I also want to apologize for my extreme tardiness on last week’s recap. When I got back from vacation all hell broke loose at work PLUS my little guy had a stomach bug, so the shit really hit the fan figuratively and literally. Alright, there were no fans involved, but you get the point, right? Anyway, I will absolutely be recapping the BEP episode along with this week’s Katy Perry one, so I hope you’re up for a mega round up in the next couple of days!
Oooo, looks like JC is getting a little excited!
So given that we’ve got two weeks worth of show to talk about, I don’t want to get too crazy talking about the performances here. Instead, I’ll just touch on a couple of things. Certain pint sized people seem to be getting a lot of votes from America. I would like to take this opportunity to beg America to stop. Yes, yes, they’re just so adorable. Please let them go be adorable in their own homes.
I just CAN get enough.
Also, JC continues to be the only judge worth listening to (even if I don’t always agree with him), Lil Mama should be arrested by the fashion police for crimes against eyeliner, jewelry and tutus, and Doucheface continues to be a moron and, well, a DOUCHE.
Congrats, you’ve won the title of person I’d most like to punch in the nuts. You win a punch in the nuts!
I hope you’ll come back in a couple of days so we can dish on everything that’s happened. There have already been some surprises (for me at least) and I’m curious to see what you all think of the crews at this point. Hope to see you there!