MiniCap: ABDC

Recaps

By PottyMouth | Friday, April 29, 2011 | 1:07 pm | 0 Comments
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Posted in: America's Best Dance Crew, MiniCaps, Recaps

Oh Gasmi, how I have missed you guys.  So first of all I have to thank you all for your comments on my last recap.  I think you all are the reason that I didn’t succumb to line rage while on vacation and standing in line for rides.  Every time my little e-mail alert went off it lowered my blood pressure about five points, so bravo to you all for saving some lives.

I also want to apologize for my extreme tardiness on last week’s recap.  When I got back from vacation all hell broke loose at work PLUS my little guy had a stomach bug, so the shit really hit the fan figuratively and literally.  Alright, there were no fans involved, but you get the point, right?  Anyway, I will absolutely be recapping the BEP episode along with this week’s Katy Perry one, so I hope you’re up for a mega round up in the next couple of days!

ABDC20110421minicap3Oooo, looks like JC is getting a little excited!

So given that we’ve got two weeks worth of show to talk about, I don’t want to get too crazy talking about the performances here.  Instead, I’ll just touch on a couple of things.  Certain pint sized people seem to be getting a lot of votes from America.  I would like to take this opportunity to beg America to stop.  Yes, yes, they’re just so adorable.  Please let them go be adorable in their own homes.

ABDC20110421minicap1I just CAN get enough.

Also, JC continues to be the only judge worth listening to (even if I don’t always agree with him), Lil Mama should be arrested by the fashion police for crimes against eyeliner, jewelry and tutus, and Doucheface continues to be a moron and, well, a DOUCHE.

ABDC20110421minicap2Congrats, you’ve won the title of person I’d most like to punch in the nuts.  You win a punch in the nuts!

I hope you’ll come back in a couple of days so we can dish on everything that’s happened.  There have already been some surprises (for me at least) and I’m curious to see what you all think of the crews at this point.  Hope to see you there!

SWAK, PottyMouth




PottyMouth

When she isn't screaming curses at various dance show judges or washing her OWN mouth out with soap, PottyMouth is a proud mama to a gorgeous little boy. And yes, she knows everyone says that about their kids, but it's true when she says it. YES IT IS. Fuck you. She also laments throwing away the chance to be a trophy wife, and would like to find a rich husband so she can sit on her ass all day long and watch TV. If you are fabulously wealthy, look like Hugh Jackman (or ARE in fact Hugh Jackman), and are turned on by foul-mouthed, mature, slightly smooshy women, then she just may be the gal for you. Please send picture, references and your latest bank statement for review.

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