It’s Jackie’s wedding day!!! For the 17th time.
Yes, those are her panties. And yes, this happened at her wedding.
Malaysia, Brooke, and Draya get together to not talk about Bambi. And immediately start talking about Bambi. And then Jackie. Brooke wears a dress that shows off her, um, figure. Doug and Jackie are meeting with the minister for there fake non-gay, gay wedding. Jackie and her daughter, Chani, start decorating the venue. Chani is cute. Malaysia tells Jackie her feelings are hurt. Jackie fake cries.
Malaysia and Bambi go to hotel to chill before the wedding. Laura shows up. Bambi kinda confronts her about being two-faced. Laura is confused, but unfazed.
The wedding starts. Jackie is in white. Doug is in yellow. Laura is in drag. Laura looks the best. Jackie hikes up her wedding dress to show off her ugly tattoo. Laura dances with a man in a bikini.
Draya and Laura meet with Brooke to talk about the wedding. Bambi, Malaysia and Jackie meet for pedicures and to talk about the wedding. Brooke and Jackie meet to talk about the wedding. Brooke invites Jackie to the pool party. Jackie says she’ll try not to kill Draya. Jackie starts to show I little dash of crazy.
Malaysia and Bambi go shoe shopping. Malaysia seems high to me. Brooke calls and invites her to her birthday pool party. Malaysia is going to bring Bambi as a present.
Laura, Draya, Malaysia, and Bambi meet at the beach to try hand gliding. It looks fun… even though they only do it for like 2 seconds. Draya finds out that Jackie will be at the pool party and she’s stressed out. Laura talks with her mouth full.
It’s pool party time! Gloria is there with Laura. Brooke calls Jackie a leach at the same time Jackie is walking up to the cabana. Draya arrives next. Jackie puts sneakers on in case there’s a fight.
The end. The full recap will be up soon. I’ll try to make it more interesting than it was… the upcoming clips look really good. Jackie and Brooke get into it. Yay for fighting.
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