Minicap Basketball Wives LA

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Tuesday, November 13, 2012 | 11:20 am | 10 Comments
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Okay, yes. I completely flaked on a full recap for last week’s episode. But in my defense, I have no defense. I was relaxing in the Bahamas and simply couldn’t force myself to think about the wives. But I’m home and I will do my best to make up for lost time… in my full recap…

As a teaser… Laura talks to Jackie’s daughter and it’s worse than we feared. It’s a great scene. Laura, Brooke, and Malaysia meet up to talk about Seattle and Jackie’s kids. Malaysia remains spineless. Jackie meets with Brooke and they make nice.

Jackie tells Doug about an 80s party. She wants to go as Bonnie and Clyde (really?). They also discuss the kids. Doug tries and fails to be logical with her. Jackie asks Malaysia to help her with NY Fashion Week (REALLY?)… then she asks Malaysia to walk in an original Jackie design.

Malaysia and Bambi go to mentor some girls playing basketball. Cringeworthy. I’m sending a dozen EPTs to the charity. 

We get to see Gloria film a scene. It’s kinda cool. Draya, Malaysia and Bambi meet up in short shorts and talk about Seattle, Jackie, NY Fashion Week, and Laura.

At Malaysia’s self thrown 80s themed roller skating party, everyone looks pretty cute. I skated in the 80s and I never wore a thong, neither under nor over, any tights… but that’s just me. Everyone confronts Laura. I might be wrong… but I am all about Laura. I know what she’s doing, and I don’t really blame her. She’s out exacting revenge for something that really hurt her last year. I have no problem with it. Jackie and Draya made up. Because Jackie asked Draya to model at NY Fashion Week. Yeah, no one is using anyone here.

Gloria and Laura meet to discuss the party drama and Jackie’s parenting. Gloria and Draya meet to discuss Laura’s bullying. Gloria does a good job of explaining why Laura acts like that. Draya is upset she didn’t get what she wanted. (Even though she did the exact same thing to Jackie at the party.)

Coming up this season…. ugh…. a lot more episodes…. More soon. I promise. (Like it really matters.)

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Madelyne27

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    featherhead
    Posted November 13, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    I was just wondering what happened to the recap. You have some nerve funning and sunning and forgeting about us little people who are stuck at home freezing our donkey booties off! LOL, I hope you had a great time! Back to BB hoes – it’s starting to get good! How the hell does Jackie get to show at Fashion Week? It boggles my mind.
    I skated in the 80′s every freaking weekend (Commack Roller Rink) and to this day I can only skate straight. And yes it was an oval Rink — I used the wall to make my turns.

  2. 2
    MsMmm MsMmm
    Posted November 13, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    @Feather: VH1 probably sponsored her ‘show’ in some warehouse/club/parking lot DURING legitimate NY Fashion Week, not actually at the legitimate shows. LOL

  3. 3
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 6:32 am

    Laura’s plan/vendetta/comeuppance for Jackie is ill thought out.
    She looks like a bitchass.
    Laura should just sit back and let Jackie hang her own self, (cause she will and we all know it).

  4. 4
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 9:48 am

    and I love Laura, I just think she’s better than that.

    Her workout game is on point. She looks toned.
    How many kids does she have? 4?
    Damn.

  5. 5
    Madelyne27
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:04 am

    @sheesh, i’m glad you like laura too… bc i read other recaps (yes, i need a life) and people bash her… i get that she’s an adult and should let it go… but i think we’ve all had people that we feel we must exact revenge bc we, ourselves, can’t move on… and i totally want her workout… but it’s probably hard…

    @featherhead… i can go backwards…. as long as my sister is pushing me… and even then, it’s not pretty. but my Body Lingo pants were hot.

    @MsMmm… poor fashion week. they must have made a deal with Bravo.

  6. 6
    Madelyne27
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:05 am

    oh, and i read that jackie has been married like 4 times (not all to doug) and that she keeps him on a v short leash… like no lady interviewers for him… which is all fine… but i really do think he has a separate life… gay or straight… something ain’t right.

  7. 7
    Madelyne27
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 10:07 am

    I WISH MY NEIGHBORS’ DOGS WOULD SHUT THE HELL UP!

  8. 8
    Moli Moli
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 11:15 am

    The only problem I see with Laura plan is that fact that she is sharing it. She should have kept it under wraps. Personally, it’s an awesome way to get back at conniving Jackie. I am so glad the meeting between Jackie’s daughter and Laura was televised, Jackie has noway to say that Laura but words in her daughter s mouth or whatever crazy story she’d come up with.

  9. 9
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Jacki is a straight up narcissist.
    I had one as a parent, and they NEVER take responsiblity for their shitty behavior.
    Nope will never happen.

    WTF is Doug’s damage to stay with this hosebeast?

  10. 10
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    @Madelyne27, I seriously doubt that Doug needs to be gay because I have a feeling that Jackie has/will use a strap-on to keep her man satisfied in that arena.

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