Okay, yes. I completely flaked on a full recap for last week’s episode. But in my defense, I have no defense. I was relaxing in the Bahamas and simply couldn’t force myself to think about the wives. But I’m home and I will do my best to make up for lost time… in my full recap…
As a teaser… Laura talks to Jackie’s daughter and it’s worse than we feared. It’s a great scene. Laura, Brooke, and Malaysia meet up to talk about Seattle and Jackie’s kids. Malaysia remains spineless. Jackie meets with Brooke and they make nice.
Jackie tells Doug about an 80s party. She wants to go as Bonnie and Clyde (really?). They also discuss the kids. Doug tries and fails to be logical with her. Jackie asks Malaysia to help her with NY Fashion Week (REALLY?)… then she asks Malaysia to walk in an original Jackie design.
Malaysia and Bambi go to mentor some girls playing basketball. Cringeworthy. I’m sending a dozen EPTs to the charity.
We get to see Gloria film a scene. It’s kinda cool. Draya, Malaysia and Bambi meet up in short shorts and talk about Seattle, Jackie, NY Fashion Week, and Laura.
At Malaysia’s self thrown 80s themed roller skating party, everyone looks pretty cute. I skated in the 80s and I never wore a thong, neither under nor over, any tights… but that’s just me. Everyone confronts Laura. I might be wrong… but I am all about Laura. I know what she’s doing, and I don’t really blame her. She’s out exacting revenge for something that really hurt her last year. I have no problem with it. Jackie and Draya made up. Because Jackie asked Draya to model at NY Fashion Week. Yeah, no one is using anyone here.
Gloria and Laura meet to discuss the party drama and Jackie’s parenting. Gloria and Draya meet to discuss Laura’s bullying. Gloria does a good job of explaining why Laura acts like that. Draya is upset she didn’t get what she wanted. (Even though she did the exact same thing to Jackie at the party.)
Coming up this season…. ugh…. a lot more episodes…. More soon. I promise. (Like it really matters.)
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