Minicap: Basketball Wives LA – Noncap

I am working on the full recap for Monday’s Basketball Wives LA… but after watching the episode only one and a half times, I am unable to watch it again because I am out of the country and apparently they refuse to allow VH-1 videos to work here. So I will only have pictures for the first half of the full recap. And it’s going to be from memory (read, it might get confusing).

This episode begins with Jackie continuing to ruin her daughters’ lives.

This is what pure family dysfunction looks like…

Gloria stands Brooke and her pizza up because Gloria’s hubby was arrested. Brooke and Draya go gay-clubbing and Brooke is the bigger hit. Literally and figuratively. Gloria bores everyone with her life. Jackie may or may not be a hoarder. But if she’s not a hoarder she had the worst idea for an online store ever. Laura wants to talk to Jackie’s daughters, (so do I). Bambi continues to worry that Laura is going to hurt Jackie, (I hope she does). Draya and Brooke get to box with Victor Ortiz and my jealousy skyrockets.

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