MiniCap: Basketball Wives

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By PlathAddict | Tuesday, June 14, 2011 | 7:00 am | 14 Comments
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Why does anyone WANT to be friends with Evelyn? Do I have to watch the first season to figure this out? I have already started the second season just to try to figure out where all of this season’s arguments came from. And at 6 episodes into that season and 3 episodes into this one, I just don’t get it. What is the attraction to being friends with her? She is trashy and a downright nasty bitch. Am I missing something?

Anyway, MessyMeeka got called out by RealWorldTami and now she is trying to find out who gave her up. Because, she doesn’t remember saying anything about TinyDancerRoyce, so she isn’t sure if she was drunk or didn’t say it at all. It’s a good thing that there weren’t any CAMERAS around recording what she said and her state of mind when she said it, right? So, Shaunie and SillyPutty each advise her to get to the root of the problem by directly addressing the people she DID talk to. Of course MessyMeeka can’t do that because she knows damn well what she said and she doesn’t want to risk a confrontation with the two people she so desperately wants to be friends with.

Instead, she talks to TinyDancerRoyce to plead her case and accuse TinyDancerRoyce of hiding behind RealWorldTami. TinyDancerRoyce says that she wasn’t hiding behind RealWorldTami, she had no idea what RealWorldTami had to say until RealWorldTami spilled it to both of them. TinyDancerRoyce advises her to take it up with her new friends (which is what Shaunie and SillyPutty already told her to do), but to be careful. MessyMeeka tried so hard to fit in with the popular girls, and now it’s starting to backfire on her.

TinyDancerRoyce is seeing a new guy and is happy but worried that things are moving too fast. He buys her a puppy that we never see again after that scene, so I hope the puppy is still alive.

I’m not discussing Evelyn and Cinco de Mayo’s reproduction plans. I refuse to indulge that storyline.

SillyPutty tries to mend fences by getting TinyDancerRoyce, Evelyn and Jennifer together. TinyDancerRoyce really doesn’t care about being their friend – and I say good for her, those bitches are exhausting in their ridiculousness. They all meet for drinks. TinyDancerRoyce and Jennifer argue about Twitter. Two things become immediately clear: 1. Jennifer needs to read the Twitter stuff for herself rather than take Evelyn’s word for it. 2. All reality show bitches need to just leave Twitter alone.

I wonder if Jack Dorsey had any idea that his social media platform would be such a go-to source for drama on trashy reality TV shows?

Evelyn starts projecting (because Jennifer made it clear that she was getting all of her info from Evelyn) and calling TinyDancerRoyce delusional and a liar, and a bum(?). TinyDancerRoyce responds by casting aspersions on Evelyn’s ho-ish lifestyle. Drinks fly and TinyDancerRoyce grabs Evelyn by the wrist. From the way TinyDancerRoyce grabbed Evelyn’s arm and yanked Evelyn’s whole body towards her, I would say she almost got in a clean punch to the jaw – but she missed. Too bad security had to ruin the only exciting thing in this episode by pulling them apart. Security really needs to mind their own damned business.

No RealWorldTami this episode, but it looks like she comes back with a splash next week. They need more RealWorldTami, more fights, and less security. I am praying that the cameras caught the brawl between MessyMeeka and RealWorldTami in Italy (Thanks to dizzygirl for the link!), and that it makes the air.

So, what do you guys think? Is MessyMeeka in too deep? Do you think she will be accepted by the circle, or left out of both cliques? Do you think Evelyn is going to turn her mean girl act on MessyMeeka and make up with TinyDancerRoyce? Do you think security will mind their own damned business and just let the bitches fight it out for our entertainment? Give me some hope that the shit will get more entertaining in the comments.

PlathAddict

If there were ever a situation where in which I had to choose between cheese and chocolate, cheese would win hands down. I spend my days writing blog posts for the multi-housing industry and my nights harshly judging people who appear on reality shows. If there is the odd weekend in which I am not working, or feeling smugly satisfied about my lack of my own reality show, I will build a blog for my friends. Then, I will spend the rest of my weekend conning other friends, family members, and general acquaintances to donate their talents to help out. I am shameless in my love of free stuff, blue humor, and great or even terrible fiction. I tell my friends that I watch reality shows to feel better about myself. In actuality, I watch them because I am vastly entertained by the things people will do to be famous. When Flipit asked me to join the TVGasm family, I was honored. When he said that I would be paid in Cheetos and M&M's, I was totally in.

14 Comments

  1. 1
    sheesh
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 8:02 am

    Why do these women wear dresses and heels when they KNOW they will more than likely brawl?
    “oooohhh girl you’re gonna get it!” I was dying laughing.
    I made non muthafuckingfactor meatloaf last night.

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 8:35 am

    @ sheesh, lol and quit twittering about your non-muthafuckingfactor meatloaf to lumpy!! I also was laughing with tinydancerroyce when she was whining to her daddy that she has to clean this house all by herself. I was all teared up for her, sniffle. Actually, she probably never had to share a whole house with a man, cause then she’d have to clean her mess and his mess all by herself. I feel sooo bad for her. Not.

  3. 3
    2Hyper
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 9:12 am

    Royce may be tiny and a danceer but she walks like a linebacker in heels! Everytime she gets in a fight, I keep thinking why is she wearing such a short tight dress that she immediately has to try to pull down as not to show her muff. If she weren’t so worried about her dress, she might have gotten a lick in on Evelyn.

    I officially can’t watch the show anymore so I will just have to read the recaps. I watched most of this show on mute because of the ridiculousness of these bitches…that’s when I know its time to give it up. The last time I saw women fight was in high school; do they not have any regard that they had this fight in a public space. I don’t know how they have relationships with people outside of the show and can look them in the face and not be embarassed that they showed their ass, literally and figeratively, on national TV…aint enough money in the world!

  4. 4
    LAC
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Plath, girl – you have not missed a thing on Evelyn. Why this evil acting ho’ bitch is the must friend for folks in Miami is a mystery that will never be solved. And security on this show should be a non muthafuckin factor – Evelyn’s fronting aside, Royce looked like she would have clocked that skank good. 2Hyper, you are right about Royce – she reminds me of a spider monkey in heels – not graceful…

    How embarrassing it must be for the businesses in the area – I guess you could make lemonade out of lemons and designate the spots in the restaurant where this bitch threw down with that bitch – yes, you can sit in the very spot where Evelyn threw a drink at Royce! Can I get you a drink?

    Does anyone else think that Jennifer’s oversized earrings affect her IQ? :)

    Greasy needs a better poker face if she wants to stir shit without consequences – use Shaunie for inspiration as we know that bitch runtellthat all the time!

    Awful show – great recap, Plath!!!

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 10:18 am

    Does Evelyn wear anything but maxi dresses? Seriously venture out. A pair of shorts or a pencil skirt. Something…

    What’s with the drink throwing these days? Is this now a mature way of fighting. Please let me know b/c I wouldn’t waste an alcoholic beverage on anyone because I don’t condone alcohol abuse, but I have some people in mind I would love to douse in koolaid.

    So I heard on the Rickey Smiley show that Ev and Ocho aren’t together anymore and they are just letting the season play out. Said he was messing with some girl here in Atlanta, which I can see being true b/c I have see him quite a few times down here recently and he’s a douche. A hot douche, but a douche no less.

    I wish Royce had gotten even a small piece of Evelyn. I was so pissed at security last night.

    @ LAC do you know Jennifer graduated cum laude from Maryland? But damn she wears some big ass earrings. The feather ones from last night have to be the biggest by far.

  6. 6
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 10:50 am

    I never thought there’d be an dramatic fight episode without RWT at the epicenter. But, it sure looks like she makes up for lost time next week when she goes hard on GreaseMeeka.

    I do feel like Evelyn steered Jenn toward not being friends with Royce. I think Jenn could have let the whole Season 2 Reunion thing go (Royce saying she released her nude pix purposely vs. them being leaked) had Royce not communicated with Eric on twitter. Jenn needs to realize that she’s simply the collateral damage of the fallout from the Evelyn/Royce friendship falling apart.

    Now that so much goes down on Twitter, I decided to follow Evelyn, Jennifer, and Royce so far. If anything of note is mentioned, I’ll copy/paste the tweet.

  7. 7
    LAC
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 11:01 am

    Claassy drunk – LOL!! Who would waste a drink on these heiffas! :)

    I have no doubt that Jennifer is book smart, it is just sometimes she sounds like a twit. Yeah, those earrings looked like they could have their own zip code.

  8. 8
    Monae Linder
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 11:22 am

    I never understood throwing your drink at someone. Ya know I kinda like TinyDancer (keep in mind I have no idea what has happened, this is my first season). Why the fluck does anyone want to be friends with Ev is a great question, I don’t like her personality and someone lied to her when they said she doesn’t look her age. Gosh, did you look at her in teh doc’s office(shuddering). GreaseMonkey…opps GreaseyMeeky should have read the adult playbook before starting shyt. Cover Your Azz is rule number one!!!!! I mean she went in on TinyDancer to more than one person. Based on Shaunie’s reaction she is without a doubt the person who called Tami. Where the hell was Tami?????

  9. 9
    Moli Moli
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 11:25 am

    Oh damn, welp guess I know not to log on through FB anymore and my nickname makes sense. Well those pretty lil angels are my babies, sis and hubby are no longer here so I stepped up to the plate and took them in. Nommy’s babies:)

  10. 10
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Oh yeah Moli…when Evelyn said she was 35 but looks 25. I shouted at my tv “The Hell!!!” I will give Evelyn props b/c she is pretty but girl you look every bit of 35.

  11. 11
    Beyoncca
    Posted June 14, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    I noticed when EVILyn had words with Tami in Dolce last episode and Tami said she would punch Evelyn, Evelyn then said “yeah and I’ll get my GOONS on your a**”.
    However when Royce argued with Evelyn, Evelyn threw the 1st drink then went in for the kill. What a scary broad fight someone your own size like Tami. Why you need to get GOONS for Tami?
    Scary A** Bit**.

  12. 12
    Moli Moli
    Posted June 16, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    I can agree that Evelyn is a nice looking 35 year old, but she is deluding herself thinking she looks 25……34 and a half maybe but not 25

  13. 13
    dizzygirl
    Posted June 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    http://www.sacbee.com/2011/06/20/3714019/vh1-gives-the-greenlight-to-two.html

    Crap..now they are coming to my neck of the woods…

    Thanks for the shoutout for the link!

    love you!!xxoo

  14. 14
    dizzygirl
    Posted June 20, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    http://www.realitytea.com/2011/06/13/basketball-wives-tami-roman-punches-meeka-claxton-in-a-club/

    IT WAS FILMED ..YAY!!!!!!! Praise be!

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