Why does anyone WANT to be friends with Evelyn? Do I have to watch the first season to figure this out? I have already started the second season just to try to figure out where all of this season’s arguments came from. And at 6 episodes into that season and 3 episodes into this one, I just don’t get it. What is the attraction to being friends with her? She is trashy and a downright nasty bitch. Am I missing something?
Anyway, MessyMeeka got called out by RealWorldTami and now she is trying to find out who gave her up. Because, she doesn’t remember saying anything about TinyDancerRoyce, so she isn’t sure if she was drunk or didn’t say it at all. It’s a good thing that there weren’t any CAMERAS around recording what she said and her state of mind when she said it, right? So, Shaunie and SillyPutty each advise her to get to the root of the problem by directly addressing the people she DID talk to. Of course MessyMeeka can’t do that because she knows damn well what she said and she doesn’t want to risk a confrontation with the two people she so desperately wants to be friends with.
Instead, she talks to TinyDancerRoyce to plead her case and accuse TinyDancerRoyce of hiding behind RealWorldTami. TinyDancerRoyce says that she wasn’t hiding behind RealWorldTami, she had no idea what RealWorldTami had to say until RealWorldTami spilled it to both of them. TinyDancerRoyce advises her to take it up with her new friends (which is what Shaunie and SillyPutty already told her to do), but to be careful. MessyMeeka tried so hard to fit in with the popular girls, and now it’s starting to backfire on her.
TinyDancerRoyce is seeing a new guy and is happy but worried that things are moving too fast. He buys her a puppy that we never see again after that scene, so I hope the puppy is still alive.
I’m not discussing Evelyn and Cinco de Mayo’s reproduction plans. I refuse to indulge that storyline.
SillyPutty tries to mend fences by getting TinyDancerRoyce, Evelyn and Jennifer together. TinyDancerRoyce really doesn’t care about being their friend – and I say good for her, those bitches are exhausting in their ridiculousness. They all meet for drinks. TinyDancerRoyce and Jennifer argue about Twitter. Two things become immediately clear: 1. Jennifer needs to read the Twitter stuff for herself rather than take Evelyn’s word for it. 2. All reality show bitches need to just leave Twitter alone.
I wonder if Jack Dorsey had any idea that his social media platform would be such a go-to source for drama on trashy reality TV shows?
Evelyn starts projecting (because Jennifer made it clear that she was getting all of her info from Evelyn) and calling TinyDancerRoyce delusional and a liar, and a bum(?). TinyDancerRoyce responds by casting aspersions on Evelyn’s ho-ish lifestyle. Drinks fly and TinyDancerRoyce grabs Evelyn by the wrist. From the way TinyDancerRoyce grabbed Evelyn’s arm and yanked Evelyn’s whole body towards her, I would say she almost got in a clean punch to the jaw – but she missed. Too bad security had to ruin the only exciting thing in this episode by pulling them apart. Security really needs to mind their own damned business.
No RealWorldTami this episode, but it looks like she comes back with a splash next week. They need more RealWorldTami, more fights, and less security. I am praying that the cameras caught the brawl between MessyMeeka and RealWorldTami in Italy (Thanks to dizzygirl for the link!), and that it makes the air.
So, what do you guys think? Is MessyMeeka in too deep? Do you think she will be accepted by the circle, or left out of both cliques? Do you think Evelyn is going to turn her mean girl act on MessyMeeka and make up with TinyDancerRoyce? Do you think security will mind their own damned business and just let the bitches fight it out for our entertainment? Give me some hope that the shit will get more entertaining in the comments.