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Howdy, Gasmii! We’re finally at the end of the first season, and these episodes didn’t disappoint, did they? As I mentioned last week, I have enjoyed this show way more than I expected to, and I actually hope there will be a season 2 in which Justin opens his business and kicks Kristin’s ass.
First, we had the finale, an ep that was seemingly centered around food. Oh, and drinks . . .
We opened back at that damned party, and saw the ever-charming Kristin give a smackdown to Scott because he dared to tell her she was out of line. Then we went to Drunky and Kristin rehashing the night before, with Kristin again badmouthing Scott. Meanwhile, Scott, Amanda and Justin met at Justin’s place to “go rogue”, as Justin put it. Justin saying “go rogue” is about the cutest thing ever.
Later, Jenny and Drunky had lunch, and Drunky shot her mouth off (again). Filter, honey. Filter. Then we went to another restaurant, where Amber and Amanda again discussed the Kristin Issue. OMG can anyone show even a soupcon of maturity? Anyone? Except Justin, who is the voice of maturity and reason. And snappy dressing.
Speaking of, we’re next at the Faulks, where Lindsay says Marshall wasn’t thrilled with Justin, so Lindsay is going to talk to Marshall. Suspense . . .
Meanwhile, Amanda and Heif prepare for PBJ’s baptism, and Heif gives Amanda a present – and it’s not breast milk. (Quelle surprise!) Over at Tricia’s, she has invited Lucy to a family dinner, and Lucy gets a present too – this one makes noise. You’ll regret this, Tricia. Although perhaps it’ll drown out the endless blathering . . .
Remember the photo shoot at Cindy’s? It’s happening, and Kristin seizes the opportunity to again give Scott a reprimand. Scott, however, has a pair and uses them, and totally stands up to Little Miss Stick Up The Ass. BTW if I hear the phrase “have my back” in any context whatsoever ever again, I am going to go postal!
Next we’re at the Greek Cathedral (I’ve been there! more in the full cap!) for PBJ’s baptism. We go from there to the Jenny/Brian/Drunky dinner. Or, as Drunky seems to interpret it, cocktail hour. Unsurprisingly, there’s wildly inappropriate behavior, and someone leaves in tears. In a cab. In Beverly Hills. Totally declasse.
Back at the baptism, everyone is at Heifer’s house for the party. It goes pretty well, until it’s clear Heifer was hoping Justin would show up (he did) to help nanny. Cheapo.
Meanwhile, Kristin meets with Jenny and Brian, and blurts out something that ensures they’ll never use her services again. Kristin also seems completely unaware that this convo is being taped and will air on national television. Then Kristin and Drunky break up. Sad drunken horns.
On to the Reunion, where pretty much everyone reinforces the opinions we’ve had of them the entire season. Kristin is, if you can believe it, even more disgustingly obnoxious than in the prior eps, and Amber just keeps on being a freaking victim. Shayla decides she wants more camera time and goes off on Ari, there’s discussion of breast milk, and an implication that Cindy and Scott got it on (please god NO!)