MiniCap: Boardwalk Empire


Happy Cyber Monday, Gasmii! And there’s a shitstorm brewing in Atlantic City!

It’s mere hours after last week’s special delivery and Nucky’s scrambling. He’s gotten Margaret and the kids out of town but he’s trying to find Chalky and Eli before Masseria’s goons find him. No such luck, but at least he still has Eddie who’s not nearly as dumb as he looks and can spot a hoary old movie trope from a mile away when the phone line’s dead, saving himself and Nucky. Sorta.

Gyp’s back in AC and wreaking havoc, leading Nucky to seek refuge at Chalky’s sweet little beach hideaway. Chalky’s not too thrilled to see Nucky, what with all the recent, thinly-veiled racism, but men like Chalky don’t get to where they are by letting their emotions get the better of them, so he makes a vague and ever-changing deal with Nucky to take care of him and Eddie while Gyp’s turning over every stone looking for Nucky. Gyp pays Chalky a little visit and offers him a tidy sum of cash for Nucky, making their relationship a whole lot more even than when the episode started. And in Dunn Pernsley news, he very nearly explodes from excitement over all the mayhem he can cause.

With Nucky in hiding, Gyp decides to set up shop in Gillian’s “health resort.” His goons didn’t get the message, though, so they treat it like a common whorehouse. This tweaks every last one of Gillian’s vengeance demon nerves and she takes it out on Richard since she hasn’t a clue of any of his many, many gifts and thinks he’s just some poor sap Jimmy pitied and she can bully. She thinks wrong.

Meanwhile in New York Luciano gets antsy to make a drug deal, what with them sitting on 50 pounds, and makes a terrible mistake instead. I’m sure somewhere on the Upper East Side Arnold can’t eat his apple cake because of this development.

And we end with Nucky trying to flee Atlantic City until he realizes he’s the star of the show and decides he’s going to fight back, with Chalky’s help. Then senselessly involves Willie in the whole mess since he couldn’t get a hold of Eli and figures the whole family owes him? Whatever, while Nucky’s holed up in the lumberyard Willie’s just kind of walking around with a target on his back. When a convoy of cars show up, it suddenly dawns on Nucky that it’s probably best not to get his nephew killed if he wants Eli to remain loyal and tries to protect the boy from the 10 or so cars that drove up by…standing in front of him.  Samrt move, Nucky. Luckily for Nucky, the convoy was just Chalky’s men bringing in Eli who came with backup.

Full recap in a few days. Until then, you can catch up on the last recap here.

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Vallegirl has never actually lived in a valley, has a lot of time on her hands and likes to yell at kids about how things were in her day.  Currently in LA, she's also spent a lot of time in the great states of  New York and Florida so she's not crazy, it's just a cultural thing.

10 Comments

  1. 1
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Eddie quoting “If” by Kipling….oh Eddie—you are a good guy truly to stand by Nucky.
    And never has Chalky White’s scar seemed sooooo menacing!!!!!
    And who did not fist pump when Al Capone popped out from behind Eli?????
    My beloved Richard is going to war and it will be awesome!!!! Gillian is vicious and jealous of a younger woman having a “normal” life.
    Next week will be epic!!! Cannot wait for the recap Valle!!!!!!!

  2. 2
    Lmnopie
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 9:16 am

    If Eddie does indeed …. I .. I just .. can’t.

    And I am ready for some Richard badassery. Dear, sweet, killer Richard.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Not Eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Noooooooooooooo!!!

  4. 4
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    Hey kids– do we think Lady MacGillian cut a deal with Richard to help her get her place back??/ She set up a “scene” with Richard to get the goons to remove him from the house????

  5. 5
    KeKe
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    Cawfee, I’m not sure. I thought Gillian was serious, but you never know what she’s thinking. I thought she was just trying to control something since her control over the house was slipping with Gyp’s crew there.

  6. 6
    plockeness monster plockeness monster
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 6:37 am

    I really hope Gyp doesn’t take his angry out on that poor dog.

  7. 7
    BlueCanary
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 11:43 am

    I love how not one of Gyp’s henchman trashing up the brothel have a single damn clue just who they’re fucking with. Gyp may be crazy, but he’s got miles to go before he’s as crazy as Gillian or Richard separately, let alone together. The shot of Richard meticulously laying all his weaponry out in order of size…you just know that’s leading to greatness next episode. I just love him.

  8. 8
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    It’s funny because while Gillian and Richard are my favorite characters on the show, it’s because Mol and Huston imbue them with so much humanity that I can sometimes get carried away briefly and forget that both of them are around the bend, completely, bugnut crazy and very, very dangerous.

    Gyp and his goons really don’t know what they’re in for from him.

    FYI – I’ll just apologize now for being a day late with the recap. Expect it tomorrow. Damn real life messing with my time in 1920s Atlantic City.

  9. 9
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 8:39 am

    It is so awseome that Gillian and my beloved Richard have that line— the one not to ever cross and no one is sure just where it is!!!!!!!!

  10. 10
    hot cawfee
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 8:40 am

    @ 6 Plocky– Regina may be ok– remmeber Gyp reading the fly-leaf of the book inscribed to Nucky from his mom?????? It seemed to humanize him–made him view Nucky as a person

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