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By vallegirl | Monday, December 3, 2012 | 12:13 am | 12 Comments
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Posted in: Boardwalk Empire, MiniCaps, Recaps

Oh. My. God. Gasmii!

Y’all are going to have to talk amongst yourselves because…Oh. My. God.

First with the Gyp and Gillian and so sad and creepy because…Tommy! Then with Richard and great googly moogly, I totally forgot what Richard was capable of. But then Richard and Tommy. And Richard and Julia…and Richard and Paul. And the feels. Oh. My. God. The feels.

But Nucky. Oh. My. God. Nucky! Like a boss. Even in a lumberyard. And Eli. And Al. And Chalky. And Dunn. And Dunn’s cock. What? Then Mickey. Like a roach. Never change, Mickey. But wait, Rothstein? And back to Eli and Nucky? That was easy. And Nucky’s face.  Always look at Nucky’s face. Then at the Artemis Club all what the fuck? But no for real. Then Gillian and sad. Again. And back to Al and Chalky out in the woods with Tommy guns.

Then, THEN, Charlie and the cops, but wait. Charlie and Meyer? What? Oh, no…Charlie and Meyer and Masseria…and Arnold…AND THE COPS!???! Oh. My. God. Rothstein, you dog. And Meyer yelling “YES??!??!” to Charlie, again. But that was too easy, too. Hmm. Oh…wait.

Oh, yeah. Farmer Hoggett calling Esther. And Means, like the devil on his shoulder and oh, yeah. Nucky again, like a boss. Then Tonino? And Gyp?  And Nucky like the biggest boss that ever bossed!

But then, Margaret. And the feels, again. Up in Brooklyn and lost. I’m sorry, Margaret.

Full recap in a few days. Until then, you can catch up on the last recap here.

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Vallegirl has never actually lived in a valley, has a lot of time on her hands and likes to yell at kids about how things were in her day.  Currently in LA, she's also spent a lot of time in the great states of  New York and Florida so she's not crazy, it's just a cultural thing.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    KeKe
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Your words summed up my reactions during the show!

  2. 2
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 8:00 am

    Absolutley!!! Am still with out words—–Gillian and the needle…….Gyp–good and by Toninno–thats justice.
    My beloved Richard———Tommy close your eyes—wow
    Margaret
    Eli—-have I mentioned my crush on him that started last season and has grown????
    And Nucky–wedding band is off and back on his game
    And—wow—cannot wait to watch the episode again

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Why so much killing?!!?!? Every time I turned around death!

    Sigh…Gyp. I don’t shudder as much as I used too.

    I text my friend during this episode OMG RICHARD!!!! She responded back OMG all shots to the head.

  4. 4
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 10:26 am

    I agree. WOW, just..WOW. In fact, I am going to watch it again. So glad Richard didn’t die. I thought killing Jimmy off last year was a bad move, because the dynamic between Richard and Jimmy was so good. I wish they had thought of something else. I don’t know how you can recap this series without writing a novel’s worth of analysis, but you do a great job!

  5. 5
    BlueCanary
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    RICHARD. Richard, you stone cold, monochromatic, heartbreaking, gentle-souled, psychotic angel of death. How I love you. You were everything I hoped you would be.

    Ugh, Gyp, you degenerate sick fuck, I can’t say I’m sorry to see you go. I only wish suffered just a bit more at Gillian’s crazy hands, which you somehow made even crazier. I wil miss Bobby Canavale, because damn, he rocked that part, but my blood pressure will be lower without Gyp looming around.

    Nucky, you’re such a dick that I almost can’t with you anymore, but wow. Way to turn that one around, son. That move with the distillery was particularly impressive. Props. But to inform Margaret you’ll graciously forgive her for whatever she felt she needed to do, while you’d stepped out with every piece of strange you could find for how many years? Yeah, you’re a dick.

    Nelson, where were you?

    @vallegirl, well done. Recapping gold, from the opener to the finale.

    @hot cawfee, I also found myself having the “wait, since when is Eli hot?” moments. Curiouser and etc.

  6. 6
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    Did I miss something? Gyp was killed off-camera, right?

    What I thought would happen is that Gyp would revel to Gillian his auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish, and in the course of having sex, would simply choke him to death. Then she could have bargained with Nucky in regards to the whorehouse. Or something.

  7. 7
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    @ Cyn–I thought Gillian was going to choke Gyp to death too!!!! Then I saw the hypdermic and thought “Hey that worked on faux Jimmy” Tonnino killed Gyp on the beach b/c he made a deal with Nucky.

    My beloved Richard looked sad as he left Julia’s–pleasepleaseplease let him be happy next season

  8. 8
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    Valle, can’t wait for the full recap!! This was def. the best episode if the season. Potentially, one of the best in the series. I loved the none stop action. Not one character could make a move without me questioning it.

    Cyn – Tonnino literally stabbed Gyp in the back.

    I want to know what heroin Gillian was talking about!! Did Richard tell her he was going to do that???

  9. 9
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 5:35 am

    Can’t wait to watch the episode again on HBO On Demand for the afterword, because I always miss something the first time out, but they haven’t put it up yet.

    I couldn’t believe Tonino missed the opportunity to say a few words to Gyp when he stabbed him. I would have had a LOT to say to that psycho! >Stabstab< Hit my cousin with a shovel….
    But, no, nothing, apparently, he had nothing to say to him. I just don't understand men.

    I just couldn't believe that it all wrapped up so quickly…..I guess it just doesn't take much time to massacre that many people….. and that business between Richard and Julia I didn't get.

    And why the hell did Gillian not wait long enough for Gyp to lose oxygen and pass out before she pulled out the syringe with the heroin? Not too subtle.

  10. 10
    hot cawfee
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 7:48 am

    Hey— where is Regina?????? What happened to the little dog????????

  11. 11
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    One more thing – when Gillian produced the syringe she was behind him – how did Gyp see it coming?

  12. 12
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 12:32 am

    I think he just felt her hand near his neck and reflexively reached for it, then saw the syringe. He was already skittish when she tried to take off his suit jacket, so for him to flinch and grab her wrist, no matter what she was doing, made sense.

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