Minicap: Bridezillas

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By TheNooch | Monday, June 27, 2011 | 9:41 am | 0 Comments
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In this episode of Bridezillas, we have a bull elephant marrying a longhaired hyena. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to find what’s unique in each terrible person they cast, because they all run in the same vein of terrible. But the South has no shortage of awful hags who want to get married, so the show must go on.
Meet The Bull Elephant, AKA Kym with a ‘Y’ which makes her think she’s exotic but the 4 chunks of highlights she has in the front of her head suggest otherwise, and her Beau the longhaired hyena, AKA High. He was clearly trapped into this impending marriage. The Bull elephant cornered him in a cave until he reached the point of submission and agreed to marry the hefty grey mass instead of certain death by a giant leathery trunk arm that would club him until his long curly hair was a mass of blood and curls.
And since we were sitting on the edge of our couches, waiting for the conclusion of Gabrielle’s story from last week, WeTV delivered, with panache.
Taking the stance that these are members of the animal kingdom, battling it out for their mates, allows me to trick myself into believing that this program could be slightly educational.

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