Minicap: Bridezillas


By TheNooch | | 9:55 am | 3 Comments


Oh mama no!

Oh mama no!

Bridezillas. Both the show and the actual phenomenon are something I’ve never seen but have heard plenty of stories about. Tonight marks the first night I have ever watched Bridezillas and the WE channel. Join me as I pop my cherry for some high quality lady programming.

It seems as if all the brides are plucked from the vibrant cast over at Jerry Springer since their vocabulary consists of a whole lot of four-letter words and y’alls.

Erica is up first and she is a whole lot of lady, and by lady I mean bipolar sailor mouth with a lot of sass and a lot of ass. Erica met her beau Will on Facebook when he thought she was someone else and accidentally friended her. Then he accidentally proposed. Then he accidentally married her. Then he accidentally impregnated her. Then he accidentally divorced her. Then he accidentally stopped paying child support. Then he accidentally took to the bottle. Then he accidentally started living on her couch and watching old reruns of Who’s the Boss.

Then there’s Jerry Springer alum Krystal. Just the spelling of her name gives you glaringly obvious hint of what her storyline is going to be like. Krystal and her mans, Scott, have been brought together by alcohol, the strongest most lasting bond of all time.

This series promises to be shocking, trashy and hilarious. Please follow me as I lose my lady programming virginity to some potty-mouthed bitches.


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3 Comments

  1. 1
    ohralphie
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Looking forward to your recap!

    I watched the last half of this yesterday and all I can say is that strapless gowns (bridal or bridesmaid) is not for the ladies with boobs over an FFF cup. And for gods sake those dresses are not made to hold up when said bridal party is jumping up and down with their arms over their heads. Not pretty, folks not pretty at all.

  2. 2
    plockeness monster
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    No shame in the word “y’all.”

  3. 3
    Gypsy Rose Lee
    Posted June 13, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    No kidding, ohralphie. All of those dresses needed industrial strength straps. And Krystal, oh lord, Krystal. SMH. Her, her mother and her maid of honor should be shot from a cannon into some kind of nether-realm to keep them away from mingling with the rest of the universe.

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