I do talk about the firing, so if you don’t know who got kicked off yet, stop reading now!
Last week’s Meatloaf breakdown was pretty amazing, and I knew coming in to last night’s show that it would be tough to beat. And beat? It wasn’t. Still fun, though.
The challenge was to come up with an outdoor display to advertise suntan lotion. The old dude in charge of the company was spray tanned orange, which is a pretty bad advertisement for your own company, but hey. It can’t be worse than the advertisements the teams came up with!
The women were led by LaToya, who was on a mission to prove herself. She was ridiculous, of course, and showed off her non-existent decision making skills really well. It turned out to work in her favor, though, cuz out of nowhere she decided to use fake snow along with their plain jane beach scene and it saved the day. Which is hilarious. She got in a little trouble for not using the Playboy bunny’s breasts to the best of their ability, but not in enough trouble to be sent back to the nose factory.
The guys were led by Douchey McGrath, and he was all about a pirate theme. When the hell in history have pirates ever worried about their tans? Who cares? The executives said the words “gold” and “treasure” and alas, a terrible idea was born. Gary took over the presentation, though, and started pitching himself as a spokesman for the company the second the execs showed up. They tried walking away, but he wasn’t letting them. It was AWESOME! The men got all pissed off at him, and when it came time to tattle tale in the boardroom, he was mature and soft spoken. In other words, he is just faking the crazy for ratings and it’s working out just fine for him.
The men tried their hardest for the second week in a row to get Gary out, but Trump wasn’t having it. Gary’s hilarious to watch, and McGrath isn’t. He’s just a dick. So you can probably guess how the firing went down.
The real meat of the show was NeNe finally breaking down. We all knew it was coming. Sure, she’s shown her bitchy side off proudly from the beginning, but anyone with NeNe experience knows that she’s mentally unstable and there was more to come. A tired, worn out NeNe isn’t something you wanna be around. Even Marlee was shocked, and she didn’t have to hear it. Ne didn’t like that LaToya got off scott free in the boardroom, so she started yelling at her and saying she’s using her family name like she has been for fifty years, she’s old, and she needs to act like an old lady instead of a twelve year old. OUCH! LaToya walked away while NeNe ranted and raved, but I sure as shit couldn’t. The balls of NeNe! They are golden. I love having her on my TV, but if I ever see that bitch on the street I’m running the other way. And you know I don’t run.
There was two hours of glorious trash, and I can’t get to all of it here. DearCrabby will, though, in her full recap later in the week! Come on back now, ya hear?