Minicap: Celebrity Rehab

Recaps

By TheNooch | Monday, July 4, 2011 | 11:51 am | 7 Comments
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It’s night one and Super-Drew has donned his super cape in anticipation of what crazy shenanigans will go on in this house full of attention-hungry “celebs”. But it’s not all the camera whores Super-Drew is worried about, it’s his hyperventilating staff member, Jennifer, who is upset that Steven Adler is coming.


Who can be scared of this face??

Who can be scared of this face??

It’s night one and Super-Drew has donned his super cape in anticipation of what crazy shenanigans will go on in this house full of attention-hungry “celebs”. But it’s not all the camera whores Super-Drew is worried about, it’s his hyperventilating staff member, Jennifer, who is upset that Steven Adler is coming.

Last time Jennifer saw Steven, he beat her up and left her with some nasty bruises. This time, Super-Drew is on the job and he won’t let villainous Steven lay a finger on pretty little Jennifer.

Steven is really good at relapsing, evident by his current relapse. Steven is what Super-Drew calls a “mega-victim”, because the disease won’t release its stronghold on this poor weak man.

But Steven is the least of Super-Drew’s worries as he zooms off to save Ling Ling from her own insanity. The moon was trying to talk to Ling Ling, but she couldn’t hear it clearly so she climbed up onto the roof to engage in conversation with the all-powerful moon.

Then Amy Fisher fights the greatest battle yet: The cameras! It seems that it may have been a poor choice to go on a reality show where you are being filmed 24/7, when you’re biggest enemy is the media. Regardless, Super-Drew faces his toughest challenge yet: His own film crew!

Will Super-Drew fix the mega-victim? Will out hero assist sweet Ling Ling in her conversation with the moon? Can Super-Drew find a way to document his feats without having Amy Fisher shoot a cameraman in the head?

Find out on the next Celebrity Rehab recap!

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted July 4, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Funny Amy has such a problem with cameras “being up her ass” when she’s chosen porn as a profession. She must be used to having things up her ass.

  2. 2
    ChaCha
    Posted July 4, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    Just not entire cameras, Enrique’s Mole.

  3. 3
    Robin Robinez
    Posted July 4, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    @Enrique’s Mole

    I think she took exception to the -amount- of things up her ass. She made a point to mention that there were “5 camera’s” there. She probably has standards and is aware that more than 3 camera’s up her ass makes her look trashy.

  4. 4
    Megs
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 12:40 am

    Ugh. Worse than the camera meltdown was her scene with Super Drew crying about how victimized she was by the media. You shot someone in the f-ing face, bitch! If your aim was better you’d be doing life. Shut your trap about being a “victim.”

  5. 5
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 5:21 am

    I guess even Amy has limits, the poor dear.

  6. 6
    SuzieQ
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 6:38 am

    Oh, the irony! Amy Fisher wants privacy? She should’ve thought about that before she went to bed with a married man. And tried to kill his wife. Amy, you are not a victim if the media, just your own crappy consequences!

  7. 7
    considerthis
    Posted July 5, 2011 at 7:28 am

    Never really a fan of comic books. Can we give the Super Drew spin a breather for the recaps?

    Realize to take on re-capping this train-wreck of a show takes guts and have a standardized format to follow can really help. Appreciate your efforts and just a request/suggestion…

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