Minicap: Celebrity Rehab

Recaps

By TheNooch | Monday, July 18, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 5 Comments
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stevenWe continue where we left off with Steven Adler giving Amy Fisher his two cents. Dr. Drew may not agree with his methods, but I believe Steven has a good point; “She wouldn’t be here if she was just tired.” She’s here because her work in the porn industry is ‘tired’.  Once she gets her mojo back from her extended “spa day prison time”, she’ll be back in the sex swing with nipples blazing!

All killing kidding aside, Amy is having difficulty understanding how reality TV, prison and rehab work. Reality TV is where you get your 15 minutes of fame. Prison is where you go after you 15 minutes of fame/felony happens. Rehab is a place to go to resurge your 15 minutes of fame.

Today, we learn how Jessica ended up at the “spa”; she’s been drinking and smoking pot since she was 15, like any other red-blooded American teen and after the second Survivor something bad happened, “an attempt of some sort”. She wanted to hurt herself with aspirin and after looking at all the scary pills she decided it would be way too hard to swallow.

Doc writes a letter to his kids and experiences some emotions. Then a family who lost a child to addiction visits and EVERYONE experiences emotions. Then Steven calls out everyone for being babies.

To check out the recap of last week’s show, click here.

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    lOS ANGELES 1993
    Posted July 18, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    Love Steven lol. Hate Amy and don’t know why shes there if she doesnt have a problem . Why does she act like shooting someone in the head is no big deal? Also seems Lohan Sr. has a thing for Amy..gross.

  2. 2
    someguy
    Posted July 18, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    Your recaps are the only reason to watch this show,Need to shower after this . Dr Drew is a sadly become a media , attention whore.Who does little on this show but try and protect the ratings/He sold hid soul ehrn he first fot i nvolved un this kess.The question is why? He should have plenty of moey by now.Does he just do it for money and greed to be on TV.How can you change people’s behavior to get off drugs.Most of the cast has been using for years 28 days is not going to do it.
    I didn’t know Amy Winehouse the6 should show her more.Fisher has to get black out drunk to do poen flicks and her husband that loves her so much he is pushing her to do the movies.That is a tough one to figure out why she is a mess.Good luck Doc

    Love the recaps very witty and welll written

  3. 3
    TheNooch
    Posted July 18, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    @Los Angeles 1993 = I love Steven as well. He is the voice of reason on CR doing god’s work. The reason Amy doesn’t think shooting someone in the head is a big deal because she thinks a) Joey’s wife deserved it and b) she is still alive, so it’s not a crime.
    @someguy = The reason Drew is sitting on his laurels is because all these cases are so obvious it doesn’t take any effort to find out why they are broken.

  4. 4
    considerthis
    Posted July 19, 2011 at 6:36 am

    Why does Jessica “Sugar” Kyper insist on wearing Onesies. Is she also addicted to dressing like a 2 year old. You know that is considered Gateway Dressing – next comes diapers, then pacifiers…

    Dr. Drew arrange an intervention STAT!

  5. 5
    dazzyfresh
    Posted July 20, 2011 at 8:07 am

    Its sad but true-i dont think Dr. Drew is doing any sort of intervention: his staff is explaining and administering the drugs, they are also running the ineffective group sessions, and all he does is come in when a person is ‘stuck’ and doesnt use any sort of theoretical framework for each specific patient.

    We need an intervention for Drew’s intervention

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