Minicap: Celebrity Rehab

Recaps

By TheNooch | Monday, August 15, 2011 | 11:30 am | 0 Comments
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Posted in: Celebrity Rehab, MiniCaps, Recaps

michael-lohan-jesusYou can’t arrest him if he’s Jesus!

Oh no! The po-po have arrived at the Pasadena Recovery Center! Michael Lohan caused a public disturbance and they can’t have disturbances in the sleepy town of Pasadena. They contemplate arresting him, but Dr. Drew pays them off and they go on their merry way with a spring in their step, counting all their brand new crisp twenty-dollar bills.

Graduation day is coming and all the celebs are experiencing major senioritis! Michael Lohan is the only senior who doesn’t want to leave; college the real world is a scary place. Plus, who is going to convince his daughter that she needs to talk to him so he can get her money.

Before Jeremy can graduate he has to clean out his apartment, which is a steroid candy shop that all the Jersey Shore boys only dream about. Jeremy has enough juice in there to roid up every “juicehead gorilla” in all of Jersey. Christmas for everybody!

For more details about the other graduates, stay tuned for the full recap!

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