Minicap: Celebrity Rehab Revisited Part 1

It’s been 150 days since discharge so that means we have to check in on our precious celebs and make sure they haven’t been sucking back any of grampa’s ol’ cough medicine.

So where are the celebs now?

Has Ling Ling finally succeeded in building her eco-friendly spaceship to the moon where she will have her long-awaited one-on-one conversation with the moon goddess?

Did Amy Fisher divorce gramps-band and find a more age appropriate husband who DOESN’T make her do porn?

Has Dwight Gooden finally brought more drama into his life by creating a cross-dressing alter ego so that cameras would want to follow him around more?

Did Jessica Kiper finally go off her binky?

Has Michael Lohan succeeded in finding yet another girlfriend that bears a striking resemblance to his daughter and convincing her to get the appropriate surgeries to make her look exactly like Lindsay?

Did Sean Young go to Africa on safari to kill everything that moves in order to expand her collection of animal death skins?

Has Steven Adler been sending strongly worded letters to Amy Fisher reminding her she shot someone in the face?

Did Jeremy Jackson go running on the east side of La Cienega going south last Tuesday around 4pm? Because I’m pretty sure I saw him.

For the inside scoop on what’s become of these poor celebs, tune in for the full recap!