Minicap: Celebrity Rehab Revisited Part 2

First of all, I can’t believe VH1 made this a two-parter. Second of all, who is still curious to see what’s happening to these celebs after rehab? Wasn’t the rehab supposed to be the exciting part?

Celebrity Rehab has adopted the same model as Dancing with the Stars; they draw out everything and make shows last 15 more episodes than they should.

But if you have a morbid curiosity that you just can’t satisfy until you have learned what D-list celebs are up to, then this is just what the doctor ordered.

Part 2 catches up with Sean Young, Dwight Gooden – someone I forgot was even on the show, Jessica Kiper and Steven Adler.

For those of you not planning to read the full recap:

Jessica still thinks she’s a baby and cries allllllll the time.

Steven is still awesome and doesn’t think pot counts as a drug. And he’s right.

Dwight Gooden still has nothing interesting enough to say for the cameras to spend too much time on him.

For those of you who desire a little more detail about this riveting two-part special, stay tuned for the full recap.