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Oh my goodness, you guys. I think I’ve become too emotionally involved in this show. I almost cried twice this week.
So, we are in NYC to rehearse for the big exclusive Joffrey Ballet School audition, which is so exclusive that the sub-par Candy Apple’s are also trying out. They (Jabby’s girls and the Candy Apple’s) also go to the Starbound competition in Paramus, NJ where shit gets REAL.
Pyramid: Paige is last, followed by Mackenzie in a VERY CUTE multicolored leopard dance outfit, then Chloe. Second row we have Nia and Brooke, with Miss Maddie on the top for the fifth week in a row.
Jabby screams almost the entire episode about how important everything is and how much pressure the girls are under and how they’d better not screw up and embarrass her, when in fact, it is she who ends up embarrassed.
Crazy Cathy is back, nutty as ever, and almost gets all the moms kicked out of the Joffrey audition. Well, not really. But they do get reprimanded for acting less mature than their pre-teen daughters.
In NJ, the Crazy Apple’s beat Jabby’s girls by one point, to come in ninth place. Yes, ninth place. Which means our girls came in tenth. Jabby can’t handle the humiliation of losing so horribly to Cathy and breaks DOWN. But that’s not all. Chloe gets the Joffrey scholarship (yay Chloe!) which throws Maddie into a tailspin and SHE FORGETS HER DANCE and runs off stage. She then proceeds to freak the fuck out and I feel really bad for her. But not as bad as Jabby, who bawls throughout the rest of the episode. Naturally, the moms call her out for not getting so upset when their daughters forgot their dances and Jabby can’t take it and leaves altogether.
Kendall and Chloe are up against each other (or so we are led to believe – I don’t know if they are actually in the same age group), both doing numbers in which they are the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland. Kendall comes in seventh and Chloe wins overall. So it’s a good week for Team Chloe. But I really do feel terrible for Maddie because it’s clear she has a tough row to hoe with all the bullshit she has to put up with. Also, Maddie’s real name is Madison and not Madeline as I had thought.
Thanks for reading and have great day!