Oh my goodness, you guys. This show just gets more ridic by the week. So our long national Chairgate nightmare is over, only to be replaced by Skipped CDgate and then Coshtumegate. (It’s only fitting that Sunday was the 40th anniversary of the Watergate break-in, because without that, where would we be?)
Maddie is back on top of the pyramid in a development that surprises exactly no one. Brooke and Paige are at the bottom and also on “probation” for Kelly’s antics last week. What is the point of probation? I feel like at this point Kelly would be happy if Jabby kicked her out. Maybe that’s her strategy.
The girls are heading to another Energy Dance comp in Michigan and there are supposedly two studios coming specifically to beat them. Jabby constantly talks about these two studios, but they never name them or show them so I don’t know if they even exist. I thought maybe Stars was going to be there (because didn’t they go to Michigan once?) and we would have a cross-over or something, but nada.
The group dance involves a giant spoon (foreshadowing Maddie’s future coke problem?) and the Green Dress of Doom. Maddie does a solo as Helen Keller (that’s the kind of harmless WTF I miss); Mackenzie does a solo straight out of Toddlers & Tiaras and Nia finally gets her first solo since Miamigate. The results are less than stellar (except for my girl Mack) and Jabby is, shockingly, not happy.
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