What could possibly go wrong?
Good morning, Gasmii!
Well, after a relaxing clip show and long holiday weekend, we are back to our gritty, glaring portrayal of life
on the streets at Abby Lee Studio.
This week the girls head to Nexstar in Akron, Ohio, which is dangerously close to Crazy Cathy and her Candy Apple’s. Naturally, the Apple’s will be making an appearance and Jabby is determined not to get beaten by them by one point again, because the scars from Jersey still haven’t healed. The group dance is called “Land Unforgiven” and is about encroaching on someone’s territory. Subtle, right? So anyway, all the girls will be in the number and Jabby is even bringing in some older girls as ringers because a) that’s what Cathy is notorious for and b) Jabby wants to beat Cathy at all costs.
Chloe is doing a solo called “Angry Bird” and Paige will finally get to do the “Tongue Twister” solo that has been the subject of so much Sturm und Drang. But of course, there is a catch. Jabby will not be rehearsing with Paige at all since by NOW she should know the damn dance. That sounds like a winning formula, doesn’t it? Especially when Kelly decides that her dance experience from 20 years ago qualifies her to change Paige’s choreography. Naturally, “drama” ensues!
In Ohio, Cathy hires two choreographers to design a number exploiting every Asian stereotype in existence. Kendall will do a solo competing against Paige and Shrill is unhappy because she hasn’t been feeling that crazy apple love from Cathy lately. She spends a good deal of the episode living up to her nickname, complete with fake tears. Gee, it’s almost like they are setting her up to come “back” to Jabby. I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN???
I will have all the gripping details up in a couple of days. Until then, feel free to discuss HOW RIDICULOUS this show has become. They’re not even trying to make it plausible anymore. What will they do next? Add a dream sequence? Tell us that Jabby Lee Miller is really the figment of an autistic child’s imagination? I can’t wait.
Anyway, as always, thanks for reading and have a great day!
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