I will chew you up and spit you out
Good morning, Gasmii. I feel like there was a lot going on last night, yet not much happened.
Jabby is happy to have beat the Candy Apple’s in Ohio, and she believes that will put her in a good mood all week. Well, I’m sure someone (
Christi Kelly Christi and Kelly) will find a way to ruin that for her.
As expected, Paige is on the bottom of the pyramid, but Jabby did not put her back on probation because she beat Kendall and finished in the top ten. Also because probation is a made up thing that doesn’t really mean anything. Brooke is still on the bottom row, but at least she is also off probation. She is thrilled, of course.
Chloe is on top of the pyramid, blowing away Christi’s theory that Maddie would be on top 40 times. Jabby only has nice things to say about Chloe, so she really is in a good mood. I don’t know about you, but that makes me really nervous. Maybe Jabby is getting some???
This week, they will be going to Starbound in Hotlanta. They have not been to a Starbound comp since NJ, when the Apple’s beat them by one point, so Jabby once again has something to prove. That NJ competition is like herpes: it never quite goes away.
Chloe and Maddie will be doing solos and Brooke, Paige and Mackenzie will be doing a trio. The group number will include everyone except Mack. Since everyone seems to be getting along, let’s throw a wrench into the proceedings. Jabby is bringing Payton back to be in the group number. Christi and Kelly are super happy about this. Or not. You decide. Christi and Kelly bitch about Payton having a featured part in the group dance and are even angrier when Leslie asks if Payton can have a solo as well. Jabby agrees out of spite, since Chloe goes on a “last-minute” school camping trip in the middle of the week.
Adding to the excitement, Kelly is having a birthday party and she invites Leslie even though she hates her. That goes about as well as you would expect.
Finally, the girls audition for a role on Drop Dead Diva. Little do they know, the Candy Apple’s are also auditioning!!!1! Why do the Candy Apple’s continue to try and compete with ALDC in these things? It never ends well for them. Oh – in other Candy Apple’s news, Shrill and Kendall have “left” the studio because of Cathy’s allegedly shabby treatment. I WONDER IF WE WILL EVER SEE THEM AGAIN!????
Whew – that’s a lot of fake drama for one episode. I will have all the gory, Jabby details up in a couple of days. Until then, please continue to entertain us with your awesome comments. Thanks for reading, and have a great day!
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