You may be right. I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for.
Wow. A bee got stuck in someone’s bonnet this week, and her name rhymes with Misti. But I am getting ahead of myself.
Nia is on top of the pyramid for some mysterious solo that we didn’t see. Jabby claims it’s because she did so well two weeks before during her Working Girl Death Drop solo, but it seems unlike Jabby to reward someone two weeks after the fact. Your mileage may vary, but I don’t trust this show one bit.
Because Nia was on top of the pyramid, she gets be the dance captain for this week’s group number and will have to keep the other girls in line. This is supposed to be a good thing, but it sounds more like punishment to me.
This week the girls are going to Starbound in Myrtle Beach. Mackenzie and Kendall are getting a duet even though Kendall still isn’t a “real” member of the team. Chloe’s doing a solo, too, but not Maddie. I wonder if that will spark any drama. What do you think?
This week’s melee begins as usual with Christi complaining about Jabby’s favoritism towards Maddie. However, it spins quickly out of control (making me wonder what happened that we didn’t see) and devolves into insults about Melissa sleeping with her boss and living with a man who is still married. Sounds like someone’s been reading TVGasm comments!
Meanwhile, Cathy and her CrabApple’s (™Jabby) are also going to Myrtle Beach. Cathy finds some random little ringer boy to do a duet with red-headed Justice and she brings back the two hapless choreographers from last time.
Justice is also doing a solo, and when Jabby catches wind of this, she wants Maddie to do a solo to “intimidate” him. Also, because she doesn’t think that Chloe can bring them a win on her own. Melissa doesn’t want any more shit from the other moms (good luck with that) so she doesn’t allow Maddie to do the solo. ARE YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT YET?
Check back in a couple days to see if our girls made cider out of those Rotten Apple’s or were made into apple pie (yeah, I have no idea what I’m talking about either. Apple analogy overload).
If you missed it, you can find last week’s recap here.
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