I’m kind of a bitch!
Wow, Gasmii, that was kind of an intense episode. At first I couldn’t decide if I liked Lesley* because she called Christi out and spoke her mind or if I thought she was just kind of an asshole. By the end of the hour I was leaning towards the latter.
Previously: Maddie and Chloe go head-to-head and Chloe wins; Crazy Cathy faced her “nemis” Abby Lee; Brooke tried out for cheerleading; Cathy called Christi “Disco Ball.”
Abby congratulates the girls on another win, but of course has some critiques for them.
This week they will be going to Hollywood Vibe, where there will be judges from California and New York who are looking for “the next big thing.”
Pyramid time: The last picture remains covered for dramatic effect, but I think we’re supposed to think it’s Brooke (at least I did). Paige is next, then Nia. Kendall is still on probation. Jill is still pissed. Second row: Mackenzie! MADDIE’S in the second row again and Chloe is on top! Jabby announces this like she would announce that she just found out she has terminal cancer.
This week: Chloe and Maddie will do solos. Chloe, Maddie and KENDALL will also do a trio. Jabby says this is to see if Kendall can hang with Chloe and Maddie. Kelly says this is BS because Paige has always been in the trios with Maddie and Chloe in the past.
The group number will be about bullying because bullying is the new teen suicide (don’t do it!). Jabby picks Nia to be the bully and Holly is none too happy about this.
The last square is revealed and it’s not Brooke, but Peyton, the girl whose mom went nuts on Abby during the audition episode. Peyton will be joining the group, at least for this week. Jill is not happy because she’s afraid Peyton will take Kendall’s spot.
Holly thinks about it and decides she doesn’t want Nia to be the bully even though it’s a featured role, so Jabby takes it away from her and makes Peyton the bully.
The girls visit Brooke in exile. Lesley and Jill argue. Lesley screams at Christi. (Actually, Lesley screams at almost everyone.)
The costumes are unveiled and Christi dubs them “Prostitots the Sequel.”
They go to St. Louis for the competition and there is much yelling and nobody wins except Maddie. Peyton says she thought she danced better than anyone, causing Jabby to go apeshit.
Next week: There is a “shocking” top of the pyramid; Brooke apparently wants to come back; Jill wants Kendall to get bigger parts and Jabby is sick of the bickering.
*okay – I didn’t catch the correct spelling of Lesley’s name, so I will make sure to have it right for the regular ‘cap!
I will have the full recap up later this week but if you want to reminisce about last week’s amazing episode go here.
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