Good morning, Gasmii.
Remember the new and improved Jabby Lee Dance company? Yeah, that’s over.
Shelly does indeed return to New Orleans, supposedly because Gloria and Marcia were talking shit about her and Ally. Jabby finds out and sends “Glo” and Marcia packing, leaving Sophia as the only dancer. But how can Jabby expect to win anything with only one dancer, even when that dancer is the great Sophia Lucia? Oh, what a dilemma!
LUCKILY, our moms are still lurking in the parking lot and decide that maybe, just maybe, they will suck it up and re-up their “contracts” with the Jabster – because their kids love to dance so much, of course. But wait – what about standing in solidarity with Kelly? It’s a good thing these moms were not at Lexington and Concord or we’d be saying “lorry” instead of truck right now.
Whatever, it’s a moo point (™Joey Tribbiani) because Kelly decides that she wants to come back too. Well, she doesn’t want to come back, her girls do. Yay, I can’t wait to listen to her complain endlessly about Jabby abusing her kids. I knew something was missing in my life for the last two weeks.
So now that everyone is back, it’s time to turn to the most important matter at hand: hazing Jackie. It doesn’t help that Jabby won’t shut up about how amazing Sophia is and how she can do 54 turns and is the best dancer who ever set foot on a stage since Terpsichore.
They go to an IN10SITY comp in Ohio (no Crazy Apple sightings – sad horns) and Sophia and Chloe face off in solos. The group dance involves a wayward prop, but turns out okay. Not so much Christi who breaks down after screaming at Jabby in the green room. Or, you know, Tuesday.
I will have full deets up in a coupla days. Until then, you can read last week’s here.
Thanks for reading, and have a great day!
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