Okay, is it me, or was this editing this episode particularly ridiculous? Like, in one scene, Melissa goes downstairs to do chores for Jabby and then in the very next scene showing the moms she’s magically back? Nice try, Lifetime. WE’RE NOT THAT DUMB!
Anyway, to start at the beginning, the pyramid is back, and Sophia is on top of it even though she is in “L.A.” filming a “movie.” Chloe’s at the bottom because she “forgot” her solo last week even though WE DID NOT SEE THAT. (Unless I missed something [always possible]???) Brooke isn’t even ON the pyramid because she didn’t dance last week and Kelly’s mad because AT LEAST SHE SHOWED UP (unlike Sophia).
This week the girls are going to North Carolina and Brooke is again banned from dancing because she has to show Jabby she really wants to dance or something. Does anyone else think that Brooke just doesn’t want to be on the team/show anymore?
Mackenzie gets a solo even though she RUINED last week’s group dance (and Jabby’s life) because of her struggles with the red carpet prop. Paige also gets a solo (hi Paige!) and this is probably the last time we’ll see her this season. Kendall and Maddie are assigned a duet and it sparks a “fight” between Shrill and Melissa because Melissa SUPPOSEDLY said she isn’t happy that Maddie has to dance with Kendall. For once I am on Melissa’s side because I do believe she meant she just wasn’t happy that Maddie didn’t have a solo and not that she was dancing with Kendall.
Sophia is still supposedly on the team (even though she’s not there) and Jabby gives her a part in the group number (even though she’s not there). She never ends up showing up, but I’m sure she’ll still be on top of the pyramid next week. Oh, and the group dance is about immigrants immigrating home or something equally WTF.
And of course, there’s a whole lot of screeching, with Shrill living up to her nickname.
So that’s that. Four eps in and we are going full throttle with the fakety fake nonsense. I will have the full recap up in a couple of days. Until then, you catch up on last week’s recap here.
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