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I don’t know if you saw, but Christi tweeted yesterday that last night’s Dance Moms was one of her worst weeks ever, so I had high hopes for the episode. Instead it was just sort of meh. But I guess that’s a good thing after last week’s carnage.
We begin with Jabby yelling that the team’s fourth place finish in Virginia was unacceptable. As a result NO ONE is on top of the pyramid – not even the ghost of Sophia.
This week, they are going to an Onstage America competition in Voorhees, NJ. Nia, Kendall and Chloe will be doing solos and the group number will involve hats. Lots of hats. And if those hats fall on the floor, HEADS WILL ROLL.
In mom news, Melissa’s still has regrets, Christi’s Cranky and Shrill is sneaky. There is some drama over a coshtume, but it sorts itself out with only minor casualties. Broadway Baby makes a (final?) cameo and he looks…ruff.
Crazy Cathy is back with a new bushel of Apple’s – all boys, as promised. Of course Cathy’s presence at the comp makes Jabby NUTS so she’s meaner to the girls than usual (as if that were possible) and to Chloe in particular. Christi flips out and leaves, but really, compared to some of the other things we’ve seen, it was nothing.
Solo results are disappointing, but can the group number pull it off and beat the New and Improved Apple’s? Check back in a couple of days to find out!
If you missed last week’s debacle, you can find it here.
Thanks for reading, and have a wonderful Wednesday!
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