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Good morning Gasmii,
First of all, a hearty congratulations to Westminster Best in Show winner Banana Joe. He has the best name ever.
On to business. I don’t even know what to say about this week’s episode. I feel like this show is devolving to the point that, by the finale, it will be a straight-up snuff film.
Christi and Chloe are no-shows, so Jabby pulls a “she didn’t quit, I fired her” by suspending them. And Christi is also apparently not returning any of Kelly’s messages, either because Kelly said something about Hat-drop-gate or because of something else entirely. We’ll never know.
This week, the girls go to Detroit where they have to face off against Crazy Apple Cathy and her Apple Cores. Kendall is on top of the pyramid for the first time ever, so she’s getting a solo. Can she handle the pressure?
Guess who else is FINALLY getting a solo? Yep, it only took seven weeks and one Christi meltdown, but Maddie’s finally getting another chance.
Paige and Nia are assigned a duet, but Jabby doesn’t take kindly to Holly’s calling her an “evil monstrosity” (I guess the truth hurts) so she pulls it last-minute.
Jackie and Sophia come back for literally 5 minutes of screen time and then disappear without a trace.
At the competition, Jabby gets into a fight with one of Cathy’s dance dads, then she and Cathy throw down in the green room. Oh, and Shrill gets in on the action too.
Did I miss anything? Probably. Well, I’ll have it all for you in the recap. Check back in a couple. Until then, you can catch up here.
As always, thank you SO much for reading. This show is getting so ridiculous that pretty soon no one will be watching, so I appreciate your sticking with me.
Have a great day!
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