Good morning, Gasmii. Hope your post-Valentine’s day hangover is not too bad. Someday I will stop using prosecco as a substitute for love, but until then I have to live with the consequences. Thank god for Revive.
I would like to congratulate Malachy the Pekingnese for winning the Westminster dog show.
Jill is still trying to figure out how to wear this
He is no Uno, but… nobody is.
Okay, from one set of bitches to another. This week’s Dance Moms was awesome. Mackenzie was on top of the pyramid and Paige won her division! Finally, Paige’s silent desperate struggle for relevance is over.
The girls are set to go to Dance Explosion in Secaucus, NJ but it is “suddenly” canceled at the last minute allegedly due to not enough people signing up. The conspiracy theorist in me thinks it may have more to do with them not wanting TV cameras there, but I have no proof and it would take too much effort to investigate. (But perhaps I will for the full recap).
After scrambling, they find a competition in Clute, Texas, which turns out to be in a school gymnasium with a death trap floor.
Every girl will be doing a solo this week and Jabby puts the moms in charge of putting together their costumes. The only rule is that the costume should not have been worn on stage before. So naturally Jill uses a costume that Kendall wore when she was with another studio. She and Jabby fight and Jill threatens to take her fur vests and go home.
Maddie slips on the evil floor and hurts her hip, but she is okay, although there is a lot of slow motion drama.
Crazy Cathy is back, but sadly, only for a cameo. Peyton auditions to be on “Team Apples” and makes it, but isn’t too thrilled. Leslie shows up to berate Cathy and Cathy sends her on her way. This, I feel, is a huge missed opportunity. How awesome would a Cathy-Leslie spin-off be?
Oh, and we learn an interesting tidbit from Christi, that the moms have to sign some kind of contract with Abby Lee Studios for a year and if they break it, they have to pay $100,000? This definitely deserves some further investigation. (Although, if that is the case, why wasn’t it mentioned when Brooke was making her foray into cheerleading?)
Next week: Jill yells. Also, water is wet.
That’s it for now. Stay tuned for the full ‘cap, which will be up in a couple of days. If you need more Dance Moms immediately, you can re-read last week’s recap here.
Thanks for reading and have a great day.
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