I’m too sexy for my cat
Well, Gasmii, this was a disappointing episode as far as I am concerned. No Cathy and very little Mackenzie, but a whole lot of screeching and tears. Jill’s entitlement complex and delusions are spinning out of control. On a positive note, Christi had a few great lines.
Paige finally makes it to the top of the pyramid for her win in Texas and Maddie is on the bottom! Not last or anything, but still on the bottom. Jab says it’s because she could have been seriously injured in her fall and she should take it as a lesson to never change her mind in mid-air. I think that’s a lesson we can all embrace.
The girls go to Hollywood Vibe in Pittsburgh, which Jabby naturally declares a “must-win,” since it’s their hometown. They do a group number – sans Mackenzie – called Private Eyes and use fake guns as props. There are many gun metaphors about blowing away the competition and a half-hearted objection by Holly who say little girls and guns don’t mix. But the number turns out really well and they win – I guess it was their category? They come in second overall though.
Chloe got a gun
Maddie, Chloe and Paige do a trio, which really sets Jill off because Kendall was left out. She harangues Jabby endlessly. The trio ends up coming in second, which Jabby again calls “first loser on stage.”
Maddie and Chloe do solos, and Maddie comes in first overall, while Chloe comes in second overall.
Jill buys a park bench for the studio engraved with her name and Kendall’s name, which goes over about as well as you might expect. Jabby screams at the girls and the moms throughout the episode and I have a headache just from all the yelling. I fear that I am going to start having seizures whenever I hear Jill’s voice like that woman did with Mary Hart.
Next week: Jill’s antics have landed Kendall back on probation (LOL); Cathy’s back (yay!) and Holly says she has to leave because something “isn’t right.” (Knowing this show, it’s probably something completely innocuous that they are trying to make seem dramatic.)
So, there you have it. Stay tuned for the full ‘cap in a couple of days. If you can’t wait, as always, you can re-read last week’s recap here.
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