Well, here we are at week two of Dance Moms Miami and I’m not sure I like it any better than last week.
This week’s “List” features Lucas on top, followed by Kimmy, Sammy, Hannah and Jessi. Jessi is last for ripping the trophy away from Hannah at last week’s competition, and Susan naturally has a fit about it. She pulls Jessi out of rehearsal and yells at her before making her go back and apologize.
This week they head to Starbound in Long Beach, CA. The group dance is another jazz funk number that features Lucas with the girls as his backup dancers. Sammy gets a solo so she can prove herself and Hannah gets one and Debi/Bob won’t shut up about it. Jessi is still in the dog house so she does not get a solo.
Victor and Angel argue over the choreography for Sammy’s solo and put her in the middle by making her choose which one she wants to do. She picks Victor’s, much to Angel’s chagrin, and he refuses to put his name on it. Both of the guys are pretty crabby this week and yell a lot.
Bob thinks that poor Hannah has a chance of beating Sammy, but she just isn’t that good. However, Abby (Sammy’s mom) is so obnoxious that I am rooting for Hannah. Although, to be fair, Bob is also pretty freaking obnoxious too. Have I mentioned that I don’t really like anyone on this show?
Victor and Angel make the kids do some kind of “image” exercise where they tell each other what they think of each other. (Okay, I was at work watching this and someone had the nerve to make me do something job-related, so I missed part of this.)
At the competition, Susan tries to get the guys to allow Jessi to register last-minute and do an improv solo and they are like “denied.” Susan screeches how it’s not fair because Jessi is the best in the group, which of course pisses off the other moms. I feel like ordering lunch would piss off these moms.
Hannah gets fourth place for her solo; Lucas comes in second and Sammy wins overall. The group comes in first. Mayra tries to stir some shit by saying that everyone did great, “even Hannah,” which sets Bob off. She won’t let it go, leading to Brigette’s comment that she would be embarrassed if her kid came in fourth… which of course leads to more fighting.
I don’t know if these people are trying to be unlikeable, but they are doing a pretty good job of it. I never thought I would miss Jabby so much.
So what did you guys think? Is it too soon to write the show off, or could it suddenly turn around? I’ll have the full nightmare up in a couple days, but until then, if you really want to torture yourself, you can read last week’s recap here.
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