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Ugh. If it weren’t for Kimmy and Ani I would have blown my brains out last night. Okay, I may be exaggerating. But they are the only bright spots in this black hole of bitterness and bitchery.
This week’s List is almost identical to last week’s. Lucas is on top, followed by Kimmy and Sammy. The only difference is that Jessi has worked her way up to fourth place for good behavior and Hapless Hannah is back on the bottom despite finishing in the top five at last week’s competition. Naturally Susan and Bob are unhappy.
This week they are going back to Cali for another Starbound competition. Instead of 100 competitors like last week, there will be 500, so they’d better bring it, blah blah blah.
Lucas, Kimmy and Sammy get solos, but Hannah and Jessi do not. Guess who is super thrilled about that? For the group dance, VictAng have decided on a number that will
exploit address each kid’s particular insecurity so he or she can “dance through it” and become happy and well-adjusted adults like their moms. (I may have made up that last part.)
There are two brief moments of levity. Once when Sammy tries to teach the moms some dance moves and once when the kids sit in the lounge and imitate their mothers, in front of the mothers.
The mean girl moms, sans Ani, torment Abby because her kid has had three solos in three weeks and is cocky. I would feel bad for Abby, but a) she pulls the jealous card again and b) she is already dead to me because of last week’s bitchitude.
Okay hold up – they are saying that this is Sammy’s third solo, but they never mentioned that she had one in week one, did they? Am I missing something? Maybe I misheard them? Whatever, I’ll get to the bottom of it for the full recap.
The next day Brigette decides to apologize to Abby and tell her that it was Bob who manipulated them all into doing her dirty work (of being mean to Abby?) because Bob has had it in for Abby and Sammy since day one. Then Brigette further stirs the pot by tell Abby that Bob tried to talk Victor into giving Sammy crappy choreography so she would lose. Because VictAng are in business to lose, after all. That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Especially since Sammy WON last week.
Awards-wise, Kimmy comes in second, despite not being perfect and neither Lucas nor Sammy places. The group only comes in fifth and VictAng are MAADDDD, since you can’t go to “Nationals” by coming in fifth.
Soooooo, what did y’all think? Are you warming up to the show at all? It’s getting a little more entertaining, but everyone remains supremely unlikeable (except Kimmy and Ani). I’ll have the full recap up in a coupla days, provided I don’t get so depressed from watching that I decide to off myself.
Thanks for reading and commenting – I love all your insights – and have a great day!
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