Good morning, Gasmii. Well, I’m not really sure why we were off last week, but I was happy to have a break and regroup. Remember, I promised to have a better attitude and I do! I didn’t throw one thing at the TV last night. That’s a step in the right direction.
So last night was the long-anticipated duet between Sammy and Hannah and there was some drama, but not involving the people you would think. Bob, as expected, complained a lot, but Abby was surprisingly restrained. That’s not to say she was totally gracious, but I will give her props for not being a complete bitch. Instead, the role of the complete bitch will be played by Brigette this week. It doesn’t take much to stir up these hornets and she was carrying a 5-foot stick.
The kids go to “Energy” in Michigan, where Kimmy and Jessi have solos. Kimmy has to turn from nerd into “bad” girl, which is adorable. Jessi has also been a lot nicer lately. If you’re keeping track, you’ll notice that Lucas doesn’t have a solo or a duet and that does NOT go over well with Brigette, who handily earns her new nickname Bitchette.
The theme for group number is “discipline,” but there’s no drama regarding that, surprisingly.
Sparks do fly, but only because of the massive wildfire near the studio that forces them to evacuate in the middle of rehearsal.
Award-wise, Kimmy gets fourth place for her solo and Jessi wins second. Someone from another studio named “Chloe” wins fifth place. Could that be our Pittsburgh Chloe? The group number comes in first, so VictAng are happy. And the duet wins a platinum award. Could somebody please explain that to me? VictAng called it a “special” award, and I don’t recall anyone (in Pittsburgh) ever winning one, so is it different from a regular award? Everyone seemed pretty happy about it, so I guess it’s not a bad thing. Either that or they were just being nice for once. Although, I have to say, the duet actually wasn’t that bad. Hannah did the best I’ve seen her dance so far. (See how positive I’m being?)
The best part of the episode by far was the sneak peak of regular Dance Moms, where Kelly loses her shit and screams at Jabby. I sooooooo can’t wait for Pittsburgh to come back.
Anyway, I’ll have the full recap in a couple of days. Until then, you can totally read the one from two weeks ago here, if you so desire.
Thanks for reading and have a great day.
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