Do you ever wonder if these bitches sit around and decide that each week one of them will be the Ultimate Grand Supreme Twat? Or does it just develop organically? Either way, this week’s title goes to Susan for her unmitigated cuntiness.
We start off on a high and happy note because of last week’s multiple wins in Orlando. Lucas is back on top of the list, followed by Kimmy and Jessi. This is Susan’s first chance to bitch because her daughter was beaten by 9-year-olds. Next on the list is Sammy for not taking her clothes off or something (I may have made that up) and Hannah because of her pre-solo meltdown.
This week, the chillins head to Starbound in Ft. Myers, spring training home of the 2004 and 2007 World Champion Boston Red Sox. (We will not discuss their 2012 record…) Lucas and Kimmy each get solos and Jessi, Sammi and Hannah will be doing a trio (that I’m sure was not producer-mandated in any way, shape or form). Well, this causes Susan to lose her shit and walk out the room because GOD FORBID her daughter have to dance with Hannah. Jessi, to her credit, seems totally fine with it.
Naturally, this configuration causes drama upon drama with ALLLLLL the moms getting into it and Abby storming out as usual.
The group number is called Twisted Circus and each kid portrays a different twisted character. There is a little “mishap” in which, I think, Sammy accidentally dropped Kimmy or something (full disclosure, I was on my fourth glass of wine at this point). VictAng yell at Kimmy, but Jessi comes to Kimmy’s defense and says it was actually SAMMY’S fault, which unleashes a maelstrom of shit not seen since last year’s Mob Wives reunion. (I may be exaggerating, but I need to pretend this is more entertaining that it actually is to keep my spirits up.)
ANYWAY, for the full details, come back in a couple of days. As always, love all your comments and insights, so keep ‘em coming. And remember, only three more weeks till we get our little Crazee Apples back.
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