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Good morning, Gasmii. Well, finally after seven painful episodes we get some action. And doesn’t it figure that it’s the season finale.
The kids head to Tulsa, Oklahoma for a Hollywood Dance competition. I guess they really are hard up for places to shoot. Lucas and Kimmy are doing a duet, Sammy and Hannah get solos and Jessi, having reverted back to the bottom of The List, gets nothing. The group number is about celebrities. And speaking of celebrities, here comes Stars Wunderkind Mia and her mom Malibu Barbie, I mean Leo. The kids are excited to see Mia. The moms – not so much.
Mama Mia, i.e. Leo, doesn’t seem too obnoxious at first, but the moms are super worried that VictAng are going to give all their attention to Mia. Especially when VictAng give Mia a solo, which raises the possibility that either Kimmy or Hannah will lose her solo. That’s totally obnox, if you ask me. Presumably they knew Mia was coming, so why not accommodate that? Even Ani is upset, to the point where she has to leave and have a private cry in the lobby.
Mia ends up in the duet with Kimmy and Lucas (making it a trio) and she is featured in the group number – none of which endears her to the moms – although they are surprisingly quiet about it. Bob explains Sologate to Hannah, and Hannah volunteers to give her solo up if necessary, because somehow, despite being around those harridans, she is a sweet kid.
At the end of the day, all three kids get to do their solos. Hannah comes in sixth and Mia is first in the junior division. Sammy comes in second, but it’s good because it’s her first time dancing in the teen category. The trio gets first place, while the group comes in third. Leo is unhappy because Mia has never come in less than first place.
Oh, and the producers try to make us feel bad for Bitchette and her personal problems, but it’s too little too late. She and Leo exchange words after the competition and Leo gets all up in Bitchette’s grill, causing Bitchette to grab Leo’s arm. The way VictAng react you would think Bitchette had come after her with a knife. We end the season with Bitchette being kicked out and Lucas sobbing. But is she kicked out for good or will she be back? Cliffhanger!
So what did you guys think? I think that if Mia joins permanently, it might bring some much-needed fire to this boring group. But I’m really just happy that we get our Pittsburgh girls back in a week.
Thanks for reading, and have a great day!
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