Minicap: Dexter

So I decided to fly back to New York for a weekend.  Because of my luck, a hurricane decided to show up at the same time.  So far Sandy has cancelled a Louis CK show, blown opportunities to meet up with some friends and has extended my stay at my parents house until Friday, not to mention it threatens to cut off power.  So I’m going to try and post before — fuck, what was…

…just kidding.

This is either the job of the Riddler, or the weatherman didn’t know what was going to happen and someone aired it on TV.

This week on Dexter,  he’s juggling a lot of storylines, I mean people.  He finds all that remains of Louis as he’s just a stain on Dexter’s boat.  I wish he was just a stain in his father’s pants.

This leads to an episode long confrontation between Dexter and Isaak.  They play Tom and Jerry with each other trying to end one another.  Isaak’s not afraid to get his hands dirty while Dexter still has his sister’s conscience in his way.  But hey, he’s in control.  He gets by with a little help from his friends and although he wants Isaak dead, he’ll have to settle for prison.  Dexter doesn’t get away without having to listen to story time.  This guy has a life story for every scenario.  Judging by what Isaak says, I’m guessing that Dexter or Deb will be killed by some no face/name random character by the end.  All I’m going to say is, “If you come at the king, you best not miss.”

Dexter’s other annoyance this season is Hannah McKay.  She’s helping find the bodies but Dexter realizes that she’s not entirely honest with them when he analyzes the scene.  He must be lonely, however and covers up for her.  He lets her know and she doesn’t care.

Diplomatic Immunity!… Well, she has immunity.

Dex still has to deal with Deb as well, who has found out that LaGuerta is reopening the Bay Harbor Butcher case.  Deb weasels her way in to try and cover her and Dexter’s ass.  At the very least, she finds an incriminating photo of Dexter showing him at the wedding of one of his victims.  Dex doesn’t want her involved but must admit she helped.  That’ll do, pig.

Quinn gets a bag full of money for no apparent reason and proves that even cops don’t turn that shit into the police station so keep it next time you find a bag.

Nadia still knows how to open her legs.

Masuka worries for his job but not for his comedy career.

Bautista is still pushing for Alex’s setup until Deb shuts him down.

You sound like LaGuerta… That’s not a compliment.

And that’s it.  What are you guys thinking?  Let me know below.

Also, while you wait for this week’s recap, check out lat week’s by clicking here.