Minicap Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding

There’s only a couple of days left before the wedding and Kim still has several things left on her to-do list, including getting her wig cut.  It’s too bad Derek J. can’t just yank that thing off of her head and cut it any old way he pleases. 

Higher on the agenda, though, is getting security to handle the uninvited guests that are RSVPing.  Kendra, the interior decorator and owner of the home, has been sending demands for payment of her decorating the attic when the Biermanns visited earlier.  Kim is disputing the amount, so there appears to be a showdown on the horizon–Kim and the decorator.

Look, we want an underground submarine with snipers.  Submarines can go in the ground; right?

Kim comes down with a cold and has several prescriptions to get her back on her feet quickly.  Although Kim says the doctor is trying to kill her, Febe, the housekeeper, comforts Kim by telling her the doctor never kills you.  Febe has obviously never heard of the late Dr. Kevorkian.

The doctor said he called in smart pills, but they do not seem to be working for you, miss boss lady.

Despite being sick, Kim is thrilled that she doesn’t have her period.  Awww, that’s so good!  Jen sends Kim a heartfelt email about why she hasn’t been there lately.  Jen prefers to be behind the scenes rather than up front.  Kim gives Jen a call and they agree that Jen should be a guest instead of her maid of honor.  All is well in wig land.

Goldum, the lord of the wedding rings, makes a return this episode with serious bling.  Kroy has given Goldum the green light to bring over some expensive baubles for Kim to choose from, including a $400K bracelet.   

Kroy asked me to cook up some diamond stroganoff.  I hope you’re hungry!

Things take a bad turn when Kendra’s husband, Antonio, shows up demanding to speak to Kim about that attic decorating bill.  The security guard plays interference and sends Antonio away.  The guard says Antonio threatened to return with the police to inspect the home.  Kim mentions something about acting like a coconut, which can’t be good.

Derek J. is coming over to service the wigs.  Kim’s assistant, Niki, suggests that Kim go without a wig for her wedding.  When Derek J. arrives, he feels the same way.  Kim takes off her wig and it turns out that Kim does have hair after all.  It looks like something out of the 90s, but at least it doesn’t look like something out of Bride of Frankenstein.

Did you see the stuff that fell out of her wig?  She had six remote controls, four dead animals, and $85 in change in there.

Next week, Kim and Kroy’s wedding day has finally arrived and it’s time for Colin Cowie to step in and tie up all of the loose ends.

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