Well, ladies and gentlemen, the finale opens with only one hour left until the wedding begins. The bridal party and groomsmen are assembling to walk down the aisle ahead of Kim, while the caterers are preparing the food and the DJ is setting up. The guests are arriving and it won’t be long before Kim becomes Mrs. Biermann. It’s been a long eight weeks…a really, really, really loooong eight weeks.
I detect a strong odor of mendacity!
For the first time, Kim is starting to feel nervous, worried that she’ll forget her vows. All she should be focused on, though, is keeping those massive boobs in that expensive, gently-used dress. Kroy is overcome with emotions and tears up when he sees his bride walking down the aisle towards him. I must admit that I cried a little, too. It is lovely when two people enter into a marriage madly in love with each other’s money. This is only the beginning of tears and bank statements that arrive promptly at the beginning of every month.
This time, the man makes the clothes.
After the ceremony, the guests mingle while the wedding party takes pictures inside of the estate. Before heading to the reception tent, Kim presents Kroy with his wedding guest. He likey very much. Touch down, Kim!
Drama starts when Kim’s aunt feels entitled to use the bathroom inside instead of the luxury porta-potty that everyone else is using. When Kim’s mother hears about it, she takes it up several notches and creates more drama than the banished landlord ever could have wished for. Karen is eventually escorted out while Kim and Kroy cut their beautiful wedding cake and dance with their family and guests. Kim says at least her mother got to see her walk down the aisle, even if the evening ends for Karen with a security escort and blue lights.
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