MiniCap: Drag Race


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vallegirl
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Vallegirl has never actually lived in a valley, has a lot of time on her hands and likes to yell at kids about how things were in her day.  Currently in LA, she's also spent a lot of time in the great states of  New York and Florida so she's not crazy, it's just a cultural thing.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 10:05 am

    The reason Ms. Montrese landed in the bottom two was because Rupaul wanted a show. And watching boring ass Vivienne Pinay lip-synch against Maudlin Monica would be akin to watching paint dry.

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    April
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 10:29 am

    Man most of the Queens screwed up this challenge hardcore. I loved Alaska as the stage mom and Lil Pound Cake.

    Detox deserved to win. Most of them were total fail. I love all the pink looks though. Roxxxy and Jade’s pink outfits were killer. I predict Roxxxy as our final winner. She seems to get no criticism and all high praise.

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 10:58 am

    I actually thought Roxxy should have won this week.
    I liked her character better and her runway look was so amazing.
    She’s a cute boy, but I really really love her face in drag. Such perfection.

    Lol at Lineysha thinking that she was making a tape for Rosetta Stone, and not for RuPaul’s Drag Race. I can’t believe she literally just translated everything the girls were saying.

    And Jinkx is kind shocking me with how good she is. I was afraid she’d be another Tammy Brown, where she’d be all weird in a way that I don’t like, don’t get, and don’t want to get.
    But no, she’s actually funny and quirky in a really endearing and cute way.

    Someone needs to explain to me how Coco almost lost her marriage because of a pageant.

  4. 4
    MellyMel
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    My only thought about Coco is that she kept bringing the drama home and it frankly, pissed of the husband. Like bitching and complaining about Alyssa all the time. That can get old real fast.

    Roxxxy as a boy is totally my type, but Roxxxy as a girl makes me question my sexuality.

    I do really enjoy Jinx, my early love of Jade has completely waned and I don’t think I will ever not like Alyssa. Oh, and Alaska’s comment about Chaz in next weeks episode cracks my shiz up.
    “Chaz came out of Cher’s va-gi-na.”

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Who threw shade and called Alyssa in Uncle Dick drag “Willam?”

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    CoyoteClown
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    ChaosButterfly- you have said all my thoughts exactly.

    And I really don’t get people who say Roxxxy is so much cuter in boy form. Just, what? Her face is drag is beat for the Gods!

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    asby
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    a drag queen being a drama queen? say it aint so?……and i wonder if they will start to clock roxxy as being too perfect and polished like they tried on chad michaels last year…..i can not believe that roxxy can keep showing them pagent queen on the runway every week and not get clocked

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    juddfan juddfan
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    lil pound cake was the star of this whole show! I wish she had done the shows.

    It’s hard to come up with double entendre’s on the fly . . . I sympathize . . . too bad they didn’t have a comedian guest judge to mentor them.

    I’ve been liking Jinx, and now, liking more.

    I don’t like alyssa, but, she seems more self aware, and I’m kind of liking her “Shade” moments. Coco seems guilty, if you as me, and I’m guessing the marriage troubles was coz everyone thought she was in the wrong . . .

    Lanesha’s make-up seems too hard to me. she should try a softer look like Vivienne. (who is a pretty but bland Ju-Ju!)

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    April
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    I know how it is when you are trying to do a scene with someone who won’t work with you or give you anything. Honey and Alyssa had my sympathies. In college for my final grade in Spanish communication I had to so a conversation on the fly and the teacher sent me up there with a girl who had already flunked the class mostly and was a little spoiled rich princess. She just sat there only saying Yes or no while I tried to carry the whole conversation myself. I finally just gave up. I can’t talk to myself. It was bullshit.

    I have a feeling Ru loves Linesha because she likes that type of statuesque young glamour Queen much like Tyra. I don’t dig them because they have zero charisma or personality.

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    blueberrypancake
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Roxxxy is amazing! So cute as a boy and total glam as a girl. I think Ivy is adorable as a boy as well, her drag is classy and on point as well.

    The coco/alyssa ( who drives me nuts with her open mouth stare) drama is old…it seems that the drag pageant world is hard core..who knew!

    Monica was a sweet girl..but not in the same league

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    Yeah, Coco’s failure was so weird.
    Has she never seen a ventriloquist act? The puppets are always the stars and speak to the audience way more than to the actual puppeteer.
    They also tend to be rude as fuck.
    The whole routine was about spilling the t, so all she had to do was read Honey to filth and that would have been it.
    I think she just didn’t want to be the dummy character and shut down, which is disappointing.

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    Lee
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    this is sort of off topic, but speaking of Pee Wee’s playhouse, When the whole ” Theater” scandal happened, I was only 3, so obvisouly my Mom couldn’t explain the reason why his show was cancelled, so she stoled me his playhouse got stolen, of course I believed it, cut to me like 8 years later, and The E! True Hollywood Story on him comes on, and I kept waiting for the part about his playhouse being stolen. I kept thinking poor guy couldn’t catch a break.

  13. 13
    Miss Molly
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 9:48 pm

    Monica couldn’t get her lines correct even though she had them written down in front of her. And she looked like she was lip syncing ON life support.
    That girl is a mess.

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    cbc-cca
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 7:59 am

    Monica reminded me a lot of the drag queens featured in “Paris is Burning”. Hard life and making the most of it. I hope life treats her kindly.

    Coco let me down this week. I agree with juddfan with Alyssa seeming more aware. Coco does seem guilty and I think if she would just own up to the fact that they could perhaps become, at the very least, frenemies.

    I think Ivy is cute but girl is either not the brightest candle on the cake or she is good at dishing out shade.

    Also, I really didn’t mind Alaska playing Billy Bob. I actually thought he was one of the better actors of the challenge.

    @ Lee … ha!!!

  15. 15
    WerkItSmoochy
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 10:39 am

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I would KILL to see Jinx do an impression of Paulette (the manicurist from Legally Blonde). That would make my life, I think she’d serve me up some Jennifer Coolidge realness.

    I loved Detox and Roxxy’s interactions on Untucked, they were cracking me up with their love for each other. So cute! Does anyone else watch these shows and desperately want to be friends with the queens?

    Drag Race is by far the best show on television.

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