Hello again, darling Gasmii! Have you recovered from the Shocking! Double! Elimination! In retrospect…it shouldn’t have been shocking at all what with tight shooting schedules and a certain challenge always happening when they’re down to nine but, regardless! I’m still a little surprised although most of the queens were already acknowledging and moving on as soon as they got back to the workroom. So what do we have in store for us this week?
Well okay then.
This week’s mini challenge was to fuck with the Pit Crew and force them to wear Snuggies. They are not amused but once we all have a little laugh at their expenses it’s time for them to strip back down to their skivvies while the queens play a game of “Who Wore It Better.” Which was questionably judged and completely superfluous because this week’s main challenge is SNATCH GAME!
And truth be told? This was one sorry pack of queens, with a few shining exceptions. It wasn’t last season tragic or anything but it was even worse…it was kind of boring. Competent enough not to be an amusing train wreck and yet mostly humorless. It’s as if most of the queens are so far up their own asses that they have no idea how not funny they are.
At least I think it’s paté. The label’s so faded…
But a plucky little queen sticks to her guns despite the other queens going all Charlie Brown Christmas on her and calling her a blockhead because they can’t see the beauty in her sad, little, real tree and want her to do something they all recognize so they don’t feel stupid. But she doesn’t and she refuses to dumb her performance down or cow to judges’ pressure and she’s sublime. She didn’t just do a caricature, she channeled.
So two queens lip synch and it’s not really a surprise who leaves. The guest judges are the Julies Brown from MTV, although Just Say Julie wasn’t as awesome as I remember, so here she is singing Vague/Party In My Pants:
Debbie Gibson gives good yawn.
Full recap in a few days. Until then, you can catch up on the last recap here.
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