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Hola, Gasmii! It’s another Monday night which means…another episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race. And if I’m being completely honest, this wasn’t my favorite. It wasn’t bad, at least until we got to Untucked and remembered, “Oh hell yes. Coco sucks so bad she makes me cry,” but it wasn’t good. It just kind of was.
But first things first. Mini challenge. Pit crew comes into the room almost wearing full pants and I’m perplexed until another 20 hot, young guys come in behind them. The dolls are properly flustered by the parade of man flesh, but not your sleuthing recapper. No, I was playing “spot the reality show whores” in the segment and I counted two. Yes, I said TWO and if anyone can name them both you get to be my BFF for the week.
Challenge is the classic children’s matching memory game, only instead of cards with pictures of bananas the queens have to match men’s underwear stuffed with bananas. As an aside, can we discuss Shawn’s pants:
I don’t want to sound ungrateful or anything, but he does realize his waist is about 8″ higher, right? Just checking because I always feel I know way too much about his grooming habits. Anyway, winning queen gets to call home and it’s all very sweet because it’s always very sweet.
Main challenge sees the queens creating their own signature fragrance. They have to mix the scent, design the packaging and marketing and shoot a commercial. Michelle Visage will be one of the directors while some Gollum-looking creature with saggy implants (?), too much bronzer and a synthetic wig named Aubrey O’Day takes some time off from competing in this year’s Fug March Madness to be her co-director. All of the commercials seem tragic and cheap, though, so maybe that’s why Aubrey’s there.
Runway and we finally get to see the commercials. Some are still tragic but others are quite good and one queen pretty much steals it by actually having a plan that she followed through from beginning through the runway. So two more queens lip synch and one goes home and it’s all very sad but also very boring.
Until Untucked when the wonders of Coco’s awfulness discover hidden depths of seething rage, jealousy and delusion.
Full recap in a few days. Until then, you can catch up on the last recap here.
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