Hello, Hello, Hello! We’re back with the episode everyone’s been waiting for – The Snatch Game!
But first, it’s Mini Challenge time, and it’s a game Ru likes to call Beat the Cock. Three queens each compete in three preliminary rounds, Cockle Doodle Ru, Pluck a Duck and Choke the Rooster because Ru will always love puns and double entendres fit for fifth grade, and I will always love Ru’s childish sense of humor. Winner of each preliminary faces off in the final challenge, Lay an Egg where the queens have to run an obstacle course of wig heads and place three raw eggs in a nest…by carrying the eggs “between me down there.” Because Ru really likes getting featured on The Soup.
Final winner gets a call home., and Chad really wants to win. Hijinks ensue, Sharon pins a chicken on Pit Crew Shawn and that’s not a euphemism, and Chad doesn’t win, but the winner pulls a Delta and gives Chad the call. That was a nice thing to do so I’ll give the winner anonymous props, especially since Chad’s boyfriend was cute and seemed sweet and it was their anniversary.
And then it’s on to Snatch Game. The professional queens all pick characters they can do and make funny while the unprofessional queens pick celebrities they like and make jackasses out of themselves, and Jiggly manages to make Snooki seem less odious by comparison. Ponder that. Sharon chooses to impersonate Michelle Visage so Phi Phi and Jiggly can talk out their ass some more about how untalented she is…but how does she do? And can Michelle laugh at herself?
Runway is another vague directive to dress to impress, and the looks run the gamut from Jiggly’s world tour of ugly prom dresses to Sharon’s ode to Janice Dickinson to Willam looking rather fetching as a German bondage fetishist and Milan not getting that just because Janelle Monae wears tailored suits she doesn’t wear actual men’s suits.
So who’s the tops, who are the bottoms and who sashays away?
Full recap in a few days. Until then, you can catch up on the last recap here.
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