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Tuesday, February 28, 2012
1:08 am
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Tagged: aretha franklin, bad celebrity impersonations, Chad Michaels, cher, diana ross, Dida Ritz, drag queens, funny, Jason Carter, jessica simpson, Jiggly Caliente, Jiggly Caliente sucks, Kenya Michaels, lady gaga, Latrice Royale, logotv, michelle visage, Milan, parody, Phi Phi O’Hara, Pit Crew, recap, rupaul, rupaul’s drag race, Sharon Needles, Shawn Morales, snooki, TV, tvgasm, wendy williams, Willam Belli
Hello, Hello, Hello! We’re back with the episode everyone’s been waiting for – The Snatch Game!
But first, it’s Mini Challenge time, and it’s a game Ru likes to call Beat the Cock. Three queens each compete in three preliminary rounds, Cockle Doodle Ru, Pluck a Duck and Choke the Rooster because Ru will always love puns and double entendres fit for fifth grade, and I will always love Ru’s childish sense of humor. Winner of each preliminary faces off in the final challenge, Lay an Egg where the queens have to run an obstacle course of wig heads and place three raw eggs in a nest…by carrying the eggs “between me down there.” Because Ru really likes getting featured on The Soup.
Final winner gets a call home., and Chad really wants to win. Hijinks ensue, Sharon pins a chicken on Pit Crew Shawn and that’s not a euphemism, and Chad doesn’t win, but the winner pulls a Delta and gives Chad the call. That was a nice thing to do so I’ll give the winner anonymous props, especially since Chad’s boyfriend was cute and seemed sweet and it was their anniversary.
And then it’s on to Snatch Game. The professional queens all pick characters they can do and make funny while the unprofessional queens pick celebrities they like and make jackasses out of themselves, and Jiggly manages to make Snooki seem less odious by comparison. Ponder that. Sharon chooses to impersonate Michelle Visage so Phi Phi and Jiggly can talk out their ass some more about how untalented she is…but how does she do? And can Michelle laugh at herself?
Runway is another vague directive to dress to impress, and the looks run the gamut from Jiggly’s world tour of ugly prom dresses to Sharon’s ode to Janice Dickinson to Willam looking rather fetching as a German bondage fetishist and Milan not getting that just because Janelle Monae wears tailored suits she doesn’t wear actual men’s suits.
So who’s the tops, who are the bottoms and who sashays away?
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11 Comments
This episode is an excellent example of why you MUST watch the “Untucked” (or “Un-T’ed”, for short) afterwards. A few things happened during the main show that left me a bit confused…but then were totally explained and it made sense.
Satisfied with the queen chosen to Sashay Away, though I would’ve liked to see them both booted.
The person who gave Chad the phone call did a really sweet thing. He had to play some strange little games to do it! The wig head obstacle course may have been the inspiration for the whole thing.
I was so worried about Sharon when she said she was doing Michelle but it was fab! Too bad some of them had to spoil it with their antics…I’m going to save most of my comments for the full recap so I don’t accidentally spoil anything but for anyone who hasn’t yet, listen to MyrnaTyrna! Watch Untucked even if you don’t usually. Otherwise some stuff wont make sense.
My stand against spoilers in the minis is coming back to bite me, ’cause it is so hard not to say anything. Can’t wait!
The Snatch Game could’ve been much better than what it was. I was very sad to see the eliminated queen go. And its ABOUT TIME the lip-synch-for-your-life song was on Drag Race!!!
The eliminated queen is a mouth-breather. She’s just does it prettier.
(I was also sad to see her go.)
Latrice annoyed me with her condescending attitude toward the bottom row queens. I don’t see how their acting foolishly detracted from her performance during the Snatch Game, so she was just throwing her weight around since she’s the HBIC this season.
William should have won the challenge; his Jessica Simpson impression was on point and while I like Chad, I agree with Michelle who said he coasted on an impression he’s been doing for years and years, rather than try something new and fresh like the other queens had to do.
I wasn’t sad to see the eliminated queen go. After how she acted when MLQ went home last week, I have to say: karma is a cold bitch!
Am I the only one who tried to access TVGasm Monday and this morning, only to find that it had been hacked? I thought hacked was hacked and the whole site was compromised.
I’m with Sinusister, and was sad to see the cute mouth-breather go. See? It can be done. The front row queens were, let’s face it. annoying, and maybe Latrice overreacted just a wee bit.
It is just my opinion that Chad took an enormous risk using her stock-in-trade in the competition. To lose is to show the world that you have failed at your life’s work. I don’t think I could put myself on the line with my expertise. If I had one.
On to the show.
This is the second day in a row I’ve had that issue with the ‘Gasm SSC. I thought it was just me since no one said anything about it.
Thanks Classy!! I thought I was time to give up all the naughty stuff.
I agree about Chad Snowshoecat. If Chad had bombed the challenge somehow, it would’ve looked awful for his livelihood and I’m sure the judges were watching him super close.