We are back with America’s favorite drag queens plus Mimi Imfurst. I will be your recapper this season and I can’t even believe it! I feel like I’ve won a pageant.
Now, don’t you young’uns fret, I will not reveal losers and winners in the minicaps, so feel free to read on.
We have the best of the best this season…along with the worst of the worst. Our all-star queens are:
Lartrice “Muthafukin’” Royale
That’s right, 11 of the fiercest queens in the her-story of Drag Race…oh yeah, and then there’s Mimi Infurst. “Who’s that?”, you say? Oh, you remember her. Her Summerstock experience makes her overact in tranny sci-fi, she paints teeth on her eyes, and gets her LSFYL moves from the WWE. Now you remember, don’t you? Yes, someway, somehow this trainwreck who tries waaaay too hard has made her way back on our screens. She’s lost a bit of weight and tries to show us she’s turned over a new leaf, but we learn inUntucked that nothing’s changed.
Now, we can’t have an all-stars season without some monkey wrenches thrown at those experienced at the game. This season we will see the 12 queens broken up into teams of two in which they’ll remain the entire season. Yes, you heard me. I hope this doesn’t mean we get screwed out of episodes seeing as how this is the best reality competition on TV.
The teams are chosen by whichever two girls pick each other to be their partner until two remain like the gym class leftovers. I’ll give you the new team names and you can either guess or wait for the full recap for the full disclosure.
The challenge this week is to create two photoshoots that show the team’s personality. The first photoshoot is “half-baked”, meaning only half transformed. The second is called “opposites attract”.
With that said, our LFYL song is Paula Abdul’s “Opposites Attract” and we do get to witness a Roger Rabbit dance move which most definitely livened up a snoozefest of a LSFYL for me. I can do me a mean Roger Rabbit. We also get a blurred eye-full of Raven’s bird and Pandora is not at all happy with her partner.
I’ll have the full recap up as soon as possible, sweetcheeks. Until then, catch up on these fabulous queens on our previous Drag Race recaps!
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