Minicap: DWTS



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Monday night’s part 1 of the Dancing with the Stars finale went off without a hitch, if by “a hitch” you mean anything remotely dramatic or exciting. Where are the tears? The insecurity? The Kirstie/Maks shouting matches? It’s not DWTS without those things, and I’m hoping they’re just saving it for Tuesday’s giant long final episode. What we got on Monday, though, was a judges’ choice routine, followed by the long-awaited freestyle. Everything went swimmingly, for the most part, and there are plenty of abs and sequins to spare.

Who is in the lead? Who is on the bottom? Those of you still hanging around will learn the answers to those burning questions later this week, in the full recap. You’ll also learn a special detail about Len that takes his pretention to a whole new level! Thanks for following TheNooch and me to the bitter end, readers!


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3 Comments

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    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted May 24, 2011 at 10:47 am

    I loathe Chelsea and Mark (especially creepy Mark,) and I’m not fond of Hines, either. I am so sick of sports figures getting easier scoring than other contestants.

    By default, I am rooting for Kirstie…epsecially since it is so apparent the judges don’t want her to win.

  2. 2
    Posted May 24, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    @catty- I felt really bad that she only got a 27 for her freestyle. I turned to my husband and said, “wow! That was actually really good!” The only other time I have said that about one of her dances was her Cha-Cha in the first eppi!

    I missed Hines’ marching band routine cause I was busy voting online…I thought Chelsea was going to have a great freestyle, but Mark had to go and fluck it up! I was expecting ALOT more out of that asshat. All he could come up with was some battery gloves and shoes… I am looking forward to the finale tongight. I really do like Chelsea and I hope she wins, but I don’t think that is going to be the case here….

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    Posted May 24, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    unfortunately thats the problem with Chelsea, Super sweet girl and perhaps the best dancer, but she’s unknown, has awful mark ballas for a partner, and isn’t as big of a performer as her competitors.

    Kirstie may be the weakest in technical precision of the 3, but she’s still an incredible dancer (she’s just competing with people who are also really damn good!) and had a great transformation on the show. She’s got a good flow to her moving and she is the best performer of the 3. HEr scores hurt her though

    Hines is in the middle, he’s good in both areas so he balances out well. (Wether I like him or not) he’s got good scores from the judges, he’s a football player so he has the biggest fanbase, and

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    I’m not suprised which of the 3 of them won

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